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sprite75
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« on: December 29, 2008, 01:27:42 AM »



I've called you all here today because I have a special job for you.  Find and deliver to me one Captain James T. Kirk.  There's a load of money in it for the guy who brings me Kirk.
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 08:09:04 AM »

Guys on the bottom: 

"You can see right up Lord Vader's robe from down here."
"Yeah, I hear his name used to be Annie."
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 06:27:25 PM »



Okay, viewers: out of all the characters in this picture, only two of them signed on to lucrative licensing contracts.  Can you spot them?  You have 30 seconds; good luck.

("Jeopardy" theme)
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 06:33:24 PM »

Vader: "I want you to find this nancy-boy Skywalker, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna p**s ON HIS ASHES!"
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 07:55:11 PM »

Vader:  ok some of the imperials have been complaining about you guys in the food court so your lunch time is going to be restricted to 2 PM till 3 PM.  No griping guys, it's not me you know I am all about tolerance but you know how the imperials can get. 
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2008, 05:57:44 PM »




Hey, which of of you scum spit down my collar?
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 01:55:28 AM »

"And we call ourselves The Unf**kables" (Stolen from Dave Attell)

or

Fett, go figure into the plot. The rest of you guys, eh, see you at the signings at Dragon*Con.

(Seriously, I wish they had done more with the bounty hunters in the actual film(s).)
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 11:47:47 AM »

Vader: "Ok I'll only ask one more time, which one of you farted?"
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 07:20:52 PM »

"Gentlemen, welcome to the grand opening of Vader's Imperial Lube Shop."
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2009, 05:59:59 AM »

"Hey guys, do you mind keeping it down up there? Some of us have work to do."
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2009, 10:56:32 AM »

The YMCA are recruiting again.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 01:25:31 PM »




Hey, helmut guys... you know there's a hole in the floor...Right
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2009, 02:37:28 PM »

"Can you believe this? How can we build a ship five miles long and forget to put in railings?"
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2009, 06:25:13 PM »



Hmmm...Note to self: The janitors missed a spot again.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2009, 10:53:54 PM »

Vader:  "Now I know some of you may be jealous of Boba and myself.  Fear not, you'll have legions of nerdy fans writing fan fiction based around this one minute cameo for years to come." 
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