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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: December 31, 2008, 07:42:17 PM »



"Yes, I am allergic to bee stings, why do yo ask?"

"Gaah, this is the last time I'm dating an alien."

"Here's looking at you, kid."
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
Psycho Circus
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 07:45:45 PM »

The world could tolerate Gilbert Gottfried's voice no longer...
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009, 02:28:55 AM »

"So I said, Mr Tyson, could you kindly move your car away from my driveway...."
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2009, 11:16:06 AM »

I've always said when you reduce a family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much underneath!
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2009, 11:22:06 AM »

[Shao Kahn voice] "Finish Him" [Shao Kahn voice]
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2009, 11:29:09 AM »

"Told you I could suck out my own eyeball!"
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I did it all for the...


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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 08:59:46 PM »

And it was asked: "Could Tim Howard get any uglier?";
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2009, 06:03:35 AM »

Gentle Ben: The Not So Gentle Years
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2009, 06:51:56 PM »

"What do you mean I have bags under my eyes?"
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 01:14:08 PM »

A bad episode of "If They Mated...."
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM »

Michael Jackson after all the platic surgery finally gives up.
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I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2009, 01:29:03 PM »

IT'S NOT A TO-MER!!
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2009, 03:12:59 AM »

Celebrity Fit Club goes all Thunderdome in a ratings grab.

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He got between Chuck Schumer and a microphone and paid the price.

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Yet another hunting buddy of Dick Cheney learns a hard lesson.

(Digs at both sides in case the Fairness Doctrine comes back)

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 03:37:43 PM »

How do you tell your grandmother not to pinch your cheek so hard?
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 06:28:57 PM »

Pro active test subject # 19  with evil zits from hell
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