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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: January 02, 2009, 01:10:32 AM »

Otis: I think he's coming, Mr. Luther!
Miss Teschmacher (to herself): Oh, really?!  I think I gotta have a bit of that for myself!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2009, 08:20:34 AM »

Oh sir?  Please don't wear your golf shoes in here, it's very hard on the carpeting.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2009, 10:58:42 PM »

Got a Little Captain in you?

« Last Edit: January 02, 2009, 11:35:29 PM by WingedSerpent » Logged

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 12:05:29 AM »

That lamp is nearly as big as Ned Beatty.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 12:49:58 AM »

If I stand very still she might not see me.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 11:42:53 AM »

Miss Teschmacher:  "Oh thats just my jealous exboyfriend.  Don't worry, he usually gives up before he gets through the door."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 03:41:43 PM »

"Oh God, those hillbillies tracked me down. I'm not going to squeal like a pig, so you should just leave!"

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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 03:37:58 AM »

Sadly, Otis and Miss Tesmacher knew that the good times were coming to an end since Lex was "underwater" on the value of his lair. Ask for a bailout or turn in the keys?

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 04:26:00 AM »

"Damn! Those Jehovah's Witnesses surely have become more aggressive and clinging lately."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 12:02:21 AM »

"I don't know, but I think he's out there, Mr. Luthor!"
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