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« on: January 05, 2009, 10:27:29 PM »

From a Baywatch review I'm piecing together...

"And finally, no more singing on the Berlin Wall."
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 11:15:29 PM »

Somehow you sprained your wee-wee, and we're going to keep it in traction for a few weeks.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2009, 07:41:11 AM »

I know you're upset, Mr. Hasselhoff, but until your hernia's healed and you don't need this truss any more, you simply cannot run down the beach in slow motion. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2009, 08:03:27 AM »

Remember kids, this can happen to you if you drink and eat hamburgers.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 11:01:56 AM »

"You daughter did say she'd do something drastic if you didn't stop drinking."
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 11:50:26 AM »

For once, the power of my hair-gel has failed to protect me...
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2009, 12:17:17 PM »

Next time, instead of peeing on KITT find a tree or a bush or something.  That way he won't throw you out via his built in ejection seat.
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2009, 04:48:11 PM »

"No, Mr. Hasselhoff. I expect you to die!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 03:19:32 AM »

The day after the Germans finally figured out that Hoff's music really sucks.
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2009, 06:33:44 PM »

"Both of them will be waiting in a jar in the lost and found.  No, you'll never be able to act again."
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