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« on: January 27, 2009, 08:02:40 PM »

Frankie get's caught jerkin' his Gerkin.

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 11:17:53 PM »

*yawn* good morning doctor...

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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 02:40:25 AM »

Frankie was feeling a bit uneasy about this. Why was it necessary to be strapped to the table to watch this movie? And what a silly name "Gigli" was for a movie...


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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 09:20:00 AM »

Attempt at cloning Rodney Dangerfield had disastrous results. 

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 03:31:30 PM »

Heh, heh, it was the dog. Really.
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 03:32:47 PM »

"Oh yeah, work the balls Eddie..."

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 04:24:26 PM »

Geez doc, do you ever knock?

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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 09:24:19 AM »

Doc! Its singing like Elvis! Make it stop!.

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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 09:41:34 PM »

The Monster's Ed Grimly imitation, while annoying, was quite deft.

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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 10:17:59 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 11:48:12 PM »

Sometimes an extra 1000 or so volts can make all the difference.....

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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 12:07:26 AM »

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