The Killing Of Satan (1983)

[Psycho Circus]

I've just stumbled across this hilarious gem!  I am thinking of buying it, as it has somehow managed to end up on DVD! It was marketed as a fantasy/adventure flick, but it's just pathetic. The main "hero" dude looks like the mexican Magnum P.I. Has anyone here seen this truly BAD movie? 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3K4su_qB030&feature=related
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[Doggett]

I think I've seen this!!!

Does Satan wear a red jumper ?
Are there polystyrene boulders ?
Does the good guy shoot lasers type stuff from his elbow ?
does it have a stick that changes size and shakes ?

It's been a few years but I think it has that stuff...

[Doggett]

Looking at the trailer thing I have definitely seen it.

It was on channel 4 about 8 years ago when they used to show dodgy films at 1 in the morning....

Those were good times.

It's a guaranteed good laugh.

[RCMerchant]

I saw it for sale once in an old SINISTER CINEMA catalog....thought about buying it....but didn't. 
Years later I saw the youtube clip..."I MUST HAVE THIS FILM!" It looks like a lot of fun!!! 

[WingedSerpent]

Satan:  What power do you have?

Mustache Man:  None-I'm a mere mortal...

then he shoots an energy beam from his hand.

Either I missed the day in school they taught that-or Havok form X-Men really let himself go.

[Psycho Circus]

Quick, go tell the christians of the world that you only need 3 things to defeat evil;

1) Some denim
2) A big stick
3) A moustache

   

[Jack]

Well, I love my children - can I shoot green rays from my hand?  Now I've got a project to work on this morning!!!

[Javakoala]

Why would you people want to shoot green rays from your hand when won't even stop a p**s-poor actor in a silly costume?  You might stop a mugger by making him laugh hard enough so you could run away.

I want the stick that puts out Hellfire.  Now that would be cool.

[Jack]

Well, just because you can't kill Satan with it doesn't mean it's completely worthless.  For instance - suppose your coffee got cold, you could use your green ray to warm it up again!  And you'd never have to buy a flashlight ever again.  I think it would be a handy skill to have.

[Raffine]

Mustache Man does hint his power comes from the love of parents for their children.

So those of you who really love your kids should be able to shoot green rays from your hands - right? 

Give it a try!   

[Torgo]

I've actually seen this piece of crap! It's hilarious.

The thing is that when I saw it on VHS it was under some alternate title.

[Cthulhu]

Now I have to see this
Crazy mexican filmmakers, god bless y'all!

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

This is Filipino, btw.  There is a big writeup about this in Mondo Macabro.  I also think there is controversy over the DVD release as to its legitimacy,, but that is more of an AVManicas debate.  I own a boot from years ago that I haven't watched, I planned to double bill it with Xuxa vs. Satan (from Brazil) but haven't found the time.

[ghouck]

I have to check this one out. ..