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Question: Are you a breast man or an ass man?
Breasts! - 11 (47.8%)
Ass! - 12 (52.2%)
Total Voters: 23

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« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2009, 09:11:08 AM »

Choosing a wife:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2009, 12:37:02 PM »

One thing I didn't want to do in this thread was to come off as a total sexist pig.  I'm not.
Since the male to female ratio here is something like 5:1, it's only natural that a discussion like this would come up eventually.
After all, that's one of the things straight guys do when they talk to each other.  We talk about girls.  And since men go by what they see (visually stimulated) we talk about stuff like T & A.
So no offense to any of the women.   Wink

And yes, I do notice other things about women other than their physical features.   Smile
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« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2009, 03:25:44 PM »

One thing I didn't want to do in this thread was to come off as a total sexist pig.  I'm not.
Since the male to female ratio is something like 5:1, it's only natural that a discussion like this would come up eventually.
After all, that's one of the things straight guys do when they talk to each other.  We talk about girls.  And since men go by what they see (visually stimulated) we talk about stuff like T & A.
So no offense to any of the women.   Wink

And yes, I do notice other things about women other than their physical features.   Smile

The ratio is 5 to 1? Damn, and I thought take-over was gonna be easier!! Just Kidding  BounceGiggle

Ash, I've got nothing but love for ya... Twirling

In fact, I love all you guys on this board, and if we couldn't have open conversations with each other, this forum would be alot less interesting.

Actually, I have very few (as in none) female friends. Of course, my guy friends are going to talk about sex. Some of them are pretty straight-laced, some are perverse and some are really interesting ( i won't name any names... TongueOut). Women talk about the same things too and there is nothing wrong with being open about it. As far as information gathered from these boards, i'm storing it all in my secret arsenal for the next victim boyfriend i have......
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« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2009, 03:28:28 PM »

In fact, I love all you guys on this board, and if we couldn't have open conversations with each other, this forum would be alot less interesting.



We love you too, Grace Cheers
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« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2009, 08:18:33 PM »

Okay, try this again...


In order for the image tags to work, the file to which you link needs to end in an image extension (.jpg, .gif., etc.). The site from which you are linking the image also cannot be blocking hotlinking in order for it to work.

What you have linked to is a page, and I cannot view any images without apparently being a MySpace friend.

If you have the image on your computer and cannot link it from MySpace, or one of your other social networking pages, you can use my image uploader. I put it there so others could upload images; you're not hurting my feelings if you use it.

http://5g8.net/uploader/
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« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2009, 08:23:46 PM »

Okay, try this again...

In order for the image tags to work, the file to which you link needs to end in an image extension (.jpg, .gif., etc.)

LilCerberus,
'etc' is not a file extension, just sayin'
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« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2009, 08:25:18 PM »

    BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2009, 08:35:32 PM »

    BounceGiggle TeddyR


So you're a space hopper man, then.
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« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2009, 08:36:12 PM »

LilCerberus,
'etc' is not a file extension, just sayin'




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« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2009, 09:08:37 PM »

So you're a space hopper man, then.

Just found that pic hilarious, that's all.
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« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2009, 09:11:23 PM »

    BounceGiggle TeddyR


No one finds that attractive.

It's a shame, she has a really pretty face.
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« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2009, 09:22:09 PM »

No one finds that attractive.

It's a shame, she has a really pretty face.

Actually, I have a friend who does find that kind of gargantuan freak show rack attractive.
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« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2009, 09:30:30 PM »

No one finds that attractive.

It's a shame, she has a really pretty face.

Actually, I have a friend who does find that kind of gargantuan freak show rack attractive.

Yeah, I got a friend like that. In every collection of blokes there's always one who likes this sort of thing.
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« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2009, 09:36:46 PM »

I definitely clicked on the "T" vote in this poll, but frankly, there is such a thing as TOO much of a good thing!!

And that photo is it!

I prefer the dimensions of someone like Anne Hathaway.
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« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2009, 09:41:19 PM »

Stuff like that is a big part of why I hate implants so much.  If I'm gonna be ogling a pair of huge breasts, they're going to be naturally huge.

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