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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: January 19, 2009, 12:36:26 AM »



There's a wasp on your stomach, lie absolutely still now so I can smack it.
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 01:07:51 AM »

Geoff Capes' spell filling in for Timmy Mallet on "Wackaday" was not a great success...."
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 09:00:35 PM »

Mario resorted to Mortal Kombat to get by after finally killing Donkey Kong. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 10:04:05 PM »

"Hold on, buddy, let me deflate your codpiece for you..."

OR

"Hammer Time!"
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 08:06:30 AM »

Whacking Someone Off : You're Doing It Wrong
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Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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Bad taste is just an acquired taste!!!


« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 09:57:00 AM »



Behold! The famous "tarantula" scene from the ill-conceived Home Alone "barbarian remake."

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 07:00:10 PM »



Girl #1: Shall we tell him we replaced the rubber-club with a real one?
Girl #2: Nah, it's funnier this way.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 06:16:08 PM »

The new drinking sensation. 'Kegger-on-a-stick!'
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The clown banned in 51 states!


« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 11:49:11 PM »

Before they had the special shampoo, this was how they used to get rid of crabs.
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