I Just Taught My Cat...

[RCMerchant]

I just taght my cat to swat at cigerette smoke. He was sitting on top of my computer tower (which sits on the floor) and he was watching me light a cigerette with real intense interest. I guess it's fascinating to him. So's I hid my cigerette behind my knee and he can only see the smoke curling up. So I start swatting it with my hand...and he started doing it. He eventually started going apesh!t with it...and I hadda toss him. 

 Do any of you have a cat...and do you f#ck with his head?

[Mr. DS]

My cat lives outside for the most part.  Him and I have a pretty good trust since we've know each other for about 9 years.  I used to play the flashlight game with him where he'd chase the light all over the house.  I remember he used to play fetch when he was a kitten. Now that he's outside, I occasionally put him in my son's pool before I empty it during the summer time.  I figure he would appreciate cooling off...he usually doesn't.   

[meQal]

I try to avoid messing with my cats' heads cause they are insane enough on their own. I suspect thy have a crystal meth lab hidden somewhere in my home for their personal use cause they all act like they are on drugs.

[indianasmith]

When I was a kid, I baptized my girlfriend's cat in her swimming pool.  Turned out the cat was demon possessed and attacked me to escape the holy chlorinated water.   :teddyr:Tore the pool lining too.  Her Dad was not happy! 

[ghouck]

When I was a kid, I baptized my girlfriend's cat in her swimming pool.  Turned out the cat was demon possessed and attacked me to escape the holy chlorinated water.   :teddyr:Tore the pool lining too.  Her Dad was not happy! 

I don't believe it. . .. .





















The part about you having a girlfriend that is 

[indianasmith]

Yeah, we hooked up in Second Grade and dated all through Jr. High and most of High School.

Today she is Mrs. Indy!

[Allhallowsday]

I have a cat (and two dogs).  My cat is going to be 17 years old in a few weeks.  She has kidney failure and requires special food, medicine and "the treatment" (with a needle and bag of fluid - every day).  I take it easy on her now, but I used to f*ck with her head... like having a toy on a string that she chases, and then drag it faster and faster in a tight circle and she'd run after it, run after it, and after a few moments I'd stop and poor kitty wouldn't be able to stand up straight she'd get so dizzy. 

Here's my crew:

[Mr. DS]

Heres my good buddy Tig...

His fur oddly turns a bit orange in winter.  I think his mom got around.    He was a bit fat in that picture but he's toned now due to his outdoor activities.  Chasing mice, fighting other cats, running around the neighborhood...etc...

[Psycho Circus]

I want a cat or two....

I may steal my mother's 

[lester1/2jr]

yes, me and my cat styles aka biggy (he's really big)  have regular wrestling matches.  the trick is to blow on him till he attacks your face.  itys like doing jackass sstunts for no audience.  so why do it?  good question!

[Allhallowsday]

yes, me and my cat styles aka biggy (he's really big)  have regular wrestling matches.  the trick is to blow on him till he attacks your face.  itys like doing jackass sstunts for no audience.  so why do it?  good question!

Your cat is declawed?  I was talking to a friend of mine in SFO tonight and he said that there is a law in California where you may NOT declaw your cat.  My kitty is NOT declawed and I have rebuked too many persons for having declawed their cats, but I will say that having a law... 

[lester1/2jr]

he's not declawed.  tha'ts why it's so funny when he attacks your face.

our neighbors cat Pancakes is declawed and he can't defend himself properly

[Mr. DS]

I was unaware at first of the declawing operation's cruelty but the lady we adopted from explained it great detail that its a pretty gruesome operation to put a pet through. 

My cat has hardly ever scratched me on purpose, even when we're playing.   Granted when he spent more time indoors he ruined a lot of furniture on us.  That and he knocked over my old Playstation 2 ruining it and a vase of water into a television.  He's cost me at least a thousand dollars in damages but I still love the furball.  He does much less damage to house outside luckily. 

[BeyondTheGrave]

I have 4 cats all strays I picked up from the street and oddly enough all female.....and crazy. Messing with their head equals them breaking something you own.


Almost sounds like human females to me. 

[Paquita]

I have SIX cats! That's about 5 cats too many, but I love them all and can't get rid of any of them.  I "inherited" 2 (1 died ) from my former roomate, found 2, accepted 2 others from friend's cats that had kittens, and 1 came from an accidental pregnancy of one of my cats (luckily she only had 2 and I was able to give one to a friend - they're all "fixed" now if you can call it that).  They do way too many great things to list all of them. 

One of my favorites though - Our cat, Santa Claws, combs my husbands beard!  He climbs on his chest, snuggles into him, and then just rakes his sharp, sharp, claws on his beard... it's very cute. Santa Claws also gingerly nibbles my nose and gently puts his paw on my face and rests.  I think he likes faces.

Of course they go nuts with the laser pointer (not in the eyes!!) and the weird cardboard and wire thing they sell at the pet store and mirrors. 

Oh, they catch bugs too!  I haven't seen a living insect that wasn't being pursued by at least 2 cats in years!