Assault of the Party Nerds (1989)

[lester1/2jr]

              I had ordered some Criterion collection thing from netflix so i called up the distribution center and said "Yo! later for that.  send me a movie that ROCKS"  lucky for me there was copy of this handy that didn't have to ship from the other part of the country because it's so popular and also rare.  This is a fantastic 80's teen movie about a bunch of guys in a frat who have a party!!  excuse me "parrr deeeee!!" .     Michelle Bauer and Linnea quigley are topless.  it has gay jokes, beer,  cheesy music from the director and stars band,  babes and a low budget.  Filmed in 4 days, the last 1/3 of themovie was flmied at the movies wrap party.    a can't miss. 

[lester1/2jr]

assault of the Party Nerds 2:  Heavy Petting Detective


        The only reason to see this sequal is for the main villain guy whose name I can't remember.  he's the guy on the left up there^.  He is hilarious and it's a shame he didn't make any other movies.  His sidekick guy is funny too.  The rest of this is noteable mainly for how self indulgent it is.  There isn't one moment  that the director and star isn't yucking it up to the delight of himself and filling the soundtrack with songs from his mediocre band.  Michelle Bauer is alright as the wife of the funny villain guy and there is some of the campy fun of the original but it is mainly these people pushing each other out of the way to get screentime.  which reminds me avoid the commentary track

[zombie no.one]

lol, sounds like they couldnt even be bothered to make a film but still decided to anyway. If I ever see this I will remember to buy it

[lester1/2jr]

they are both really half assed but the first one  makes up for it with low brow inanity while the second one is just annoying