Neville
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« on: February 14, 2009, 09:16:22 AM » |
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 [Pic taken from The Hand] After elluding it for decades, Sir Michael Caine finally stumbles into a late TV screening of Jaws: the revenge. |
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Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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Hearsedriver
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2009, 11:18:06 AM » |
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I had to pee for the last 30 miles
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I am nerdier than 99% of all people.
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akiratubo
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 01:42:27 PM » |
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The bees are in my ass! My AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! |
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Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
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Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2009, 02:11:02 PM » |
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"I've got Carter......... .......Stuck in my zipper!!!!!"  |
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Doggett
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2009, 02:36:31 PM » |
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"How many times do I have to tell you, Christian. I'M SORRY FOR GETTING IN SHOT!!!!! Please leave my balls alone!!! |
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JJ80
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2009, 09:14:54 PM » |
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A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 09:28:31 AM » |
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(a scene from Michael Caine: The Musical, starring...Michael Caine) Oh, I'm Michael Caine
And I'm rich and I'm old
And I drink quite a bit;
My career won't FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!! |
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 TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002. |
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AndyC
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 07:22:13 PM » |
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Few people are aware that Michael Caine can unhinge his jaw to swallow larger prey.
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meQal
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 01:40:30 PM » |
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Most people don't know that Michael Caine likes to masturbate on the master cuts of all films so he can claim there is a little bit of Michael Caine in every film.
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Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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Trevor
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 03:17:52 AM » |
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A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"
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I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 09:39:19 PM » |
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Dude? When's the last time you went to the dentist?
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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ds21
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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2009, 08:52:10 PM » |
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KKKKHHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
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I am David
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AndyC
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 11:14:50 PM » |
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Another home perm gone terribly wrong.
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 12:16:32 PM » |
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"My haaands are aaalive with the sound of muuuusic......"
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akiratubo
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2009, 11:09:49 PM » |
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After the filming of Elbow Deep Part 7, Michael vowed never to sign on to a project while drunk again. |
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Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
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