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« on: February 14, 2009, 09:16:22 AM »



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After elluding it for decades, Sir Michael Caine finally stumbles into a late TV screening of Jaws: the revenge.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2009, 11:18:06 AM »

I had to pee for the last 30 miles
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 01:42:27 PM »



The bees are in my ass!  My AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2009, 02:11:02 PM »

"I've got Carter.........


.......Stuck in my zipper!!!!!"  Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2009, 02:36:31 PM »



"How many times do I have to tell you, Christian. I'M SORRY FOR GETTING IN SHOT!!!!! Please leave my balls alone!!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2009, 09:14:54 PM »

A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 09:28:31 AM »


(a scene from Michael Caine: The Musical, starring...Michael Caine)

Oh, I'm Michael Caine
And I'm rich and I'm old
And I drink quite a bit;
My career won't FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!

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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 07:22:13 PM »

Few people are aware that Michael Caine can unhinge his jaw to swallow larger prey.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 01:40:30 PM »

Most people don't know that Michael Caine likes to masturbate on the master cuts of all films so he can claim there is a little bit of Michael Caine in every film.
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 03:17:52 AM »

A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR Karma!
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 09:39:19 PM »

Dude?  When's the last time you went to the dentist?
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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2009, 08:52:10 PM »

KKKKHHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 11:14:50 PM »

Another home perm gone terribly wrong.
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 12:16:32 PM »

"My haaands are aaalive with the sound of muuuusic......"
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2009, 11:09:49 PM »



After the filming of Elbow Deep Part 7, Michael vowed never to sign on to a project while drunk again.
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