Song Lyric Of The Day

[peter johnson]

The evening fell just like a star --
You know, it left a trail behind --
You spit as you slammed out the door . . .
If this is Love, we're crazy, 'cause we fight like cats & dogs,
I'm selfish, and I'm cruel, but you're blind --
If I exorcise my Devils, then my Angels may leave too,
And when they do, they're so hard to find . . .

Please call me baby, wherever you are . . .
It's too cold to be out walking in the streets
We do crazy things when we're wounded -- Everyone's a bit insane --
And I don't want you catchin' your death of cold
Out walkin' in the rain . . .

              The Incomparable Tom Waits

[peter johnson]

I am not so unwell
That I can tell
You anything at all

I am not so undressed
That you see the level best
Of me
When I say I love you
I try to mean it

. . . .

Talkin' to noone is strange
Talkin' to someone is stranger
You might be in danger
If you say too much in this world

Being on your own is odd
Being with someone is odder
For there's all the confusion inside you
And there's noone to guide you

                         Kevin Coyne . . . If you've never heard of Kevin Coyne, find some of his records quickly . . .

[BTM]

"Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head"
     -Todd Rundgren, "Bang On The Drum"

[Psycho Circus]

"Mother did you call my name?
 I heard a voice driving me insane
 I kick the walls and I never sleep
 Been reaching in way to deep"


-Mcqueen Street

[Rev. Powell]

"Pockets full of nickels, and nothing left to eat
And I'm stuck behind a semi on Soniyet Street."

--Royal Fingerbowl, "The Rosy Fingered Dawn"

[Psycho Circus]

"Hot rocks, Hollywood, neon New York..."

-The Bang Gang

[BTM]

"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

"I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that s**tty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you"

     -Team America, "I Miss You"

[Psycho Circus]

"You take the midnight subway train
 You're callin' all the shots
 You're struck by lightning
 You're in love"

-Ratt

[AndyC]

"You need to eat a slice of humble pie
And the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna taste."

- Bad Apple, David Wilcox

[Rev. Powell]

We were ripped off by some a**holes at a Fort Lee garage,
They didn't weld those motherf***ing leaf springs, no, those sparks were a mirage.
We halluncinated freely huddled shivering on the tiles.
I didn't want to lose it on that miracle mile."

-Silkworm, Miracle Mile

[BTM]

"Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got p**sed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny"

-Lemon Demon, "Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
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[Rev. Powell]

Have you seen our visitor?  Look over the treetops.
Newly conjured erections are making him a killing.
And Richmond Street is illing, so the graduates are willing
To buy into the pillage, now there's no hope for the village.

-Final Fantasy, "This Lamb Sells Condos"

[ghouck]

It wasn't very large,
There was just enough room
to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge,
It was a 54 with a mashed up door,
and a cheesy little amp,
With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second-hand guitar,
It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar.

Frank Zappa- Joe's Garage

[Psycho Circus]

"I know I've let you down
 But I won't be your fool
 And I won't be your clown."

-Flame "Ball & Chain" (1989)

[AndyC]

"Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?"

- Gordon Lightfoot, Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald