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« on: February 17, 2009, 07:12:43 AM »

I have decided I am never going to cut my hair ever again. I think I'm weirding out. I dunno. My hair has been short since Tara convinced me to cut it some time back, But I think I'm never going to cut it ever again now. I dunno why I'm posting this.

Right now my hair looks like Dwight Frye's.

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Mebbe it's some kinda mid life thing...or mebbe I'm just losing it...mebbe a little of both.

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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 09:02:25 AM »

I haven't cut my hair for three years.
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 09:07:49 AM »

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I give you long haired dudes credit.  I tried growing mine out a few years back.  My hair grows a bit poofy and the in between stage makes me look like a Wookie.  Hence my tight, short haircut which I usually cut myself. 
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 09:30:15 AM »

I gave up on the long hair look a while back. Mostly because when I have long hair with my beard, I look way too much like an extra from Caveman.
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 12:14:55 PM »

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I give you long haired dudes credit.  I tried growing mine out a few years back.  My hair grows a bit poofy and the in between stage makes me look like a Wookie.  Hence my tight, short haircut which I usually cut myself. 


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I usta have long hair...and I have to cut my hair myself since Tara left...and I suck at it. So f*ck it. One more chore eliminated. I need to free myself of all this societal "do's". Yup....I think I'm losing it. Ok. Awright.Fuggit.

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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 12:34:56 PM »

Haven't had a haircut in years myself. Wink

Actually, I did do long hair for a couple of years, around 1990 or so. Not so much long hair, but a fairly impressive mullet, which went well with the scraggly mustache, tinted aviator glasses and cowboy boots.

I always had the problem of hair wanting to grow out more than down, so long hair never suited me. Don't know what it would do now. Last time I grew it out far enough to actually assess the situation (half an inch), I confirmed a rapidly expanding hole in the ozone, so to speak.

The only things I don't like about guys wearing long hair is that a lot of them don't think they need to do any maintenance. Women wash, condition, brush and trim the ends of their long hair fairly diligently. A lot of guys walk around with a greasy mop hastily tied in a ponytail.

The other peeve - grow your hair as long as you want, but for God's sake, keep your neck hair trimmed. Women don't need to do this, for obvious reasons, but I've seen too many guys walking around with fancy clothes and a neat ponytail, but sporting an unsightly mass of unruly neck fuzz.

Guys just don't want to do the same amount of maintenance as women. That's just my opinion. Anybody who wants long hair should be prepared to take proper care of it.

Me, I'll stick with bald. Simple, clean, and requiring very basic daily maintenance.
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 01:35:58 PM »

Well,Andy,I don't have a problem with neck hair. In fact....I have a veryweird unhairy kinda biology. I just wanna grow my hair back. Right now my head looks like Dwight Fryes in the VAMPIRE BAT. Not a good look. On top of that I'm a geek. I dunno. I 'm just sick of cutting my hair. I dunno why I wanna grow it back. I think it has to do with me needing to get laid.... Lookingup I got laid more when my hair was long....some women like freaks.
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 01:42:30 PM »

I heard a comic say once that he's convinced that you don't lose hair.  Rather it gets sucked out to other places on your body as you get older.  I'm beginning to believe it. 

I used to shave my head clean back in the day.  It was wonderfully low maintenance and the chicks dug it.  So I guess its either all or nothing if everyone's hair experience matches mine and RC's.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 01:48:27 PM »

I heard a comic say once that he's convinced that you don't lose hair.  Rather it gets sucked out to other places on your body as you get older.  I'm beginning to believe it. 

I used to shave my head clean back in the day.  It was wonderfully low maintenance and the chicks dug it.  So I guess its either all or nothing if everyone's hair experience matches mine and RC's.   BounceGiggle

Girls are weird. I like them VERY weird. Long hair attracts weird girls. Weird is good.  Twirling
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 02:27:02 PM »

Being Bald,like Andy C pointed out, is so simple and neat. I'm a simple person. Its works out.  Thumbup

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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 05:27:12 PM »

I haven't cut my back hair for many years.

Head hair, it's minimal and I'm not doing a Riff Raff.
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 07:06:44 PM »

I hate to get haircuts.  It's a useless chore and I always put it off for too long just because I have better things to do with my time.  Plus, I hate making small talk with barbers.  But I'm not swearing off haircuts just yet.  After I graduated high school, I didn't cut my hair for a year.  It actually looked horrible; my hair didn't grow down so much as out.  It would reach my collar and then curl back upwards, making it look like I was covering up a big bulging tumor on the back of my head. 

Now, I'll let my hair grow relatively long (but not until it gets unwieldy and bushy) and then I'll cut it very short.  So, I can have two very different hairstyles, depending on whether you catch my just after I've cut it or just before.

You bald guys are so lucky.   Bluesad
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 07:13:42 PM »

Just don't turn out like this, RC:



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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 08:34:29 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 08:59:17 PM »

Just don't turn out like this, RC:






Well...at 5'2"I am all about short!  BounceGiggle

But I don't think of myself as short...I think other people are tall.
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