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« on: February 21, 2009, 12:12:57 AM »

I don't recall if I've ever asked about these but figured I'd give it a shot.  Sorry if I am sketchy on the actual details but some of these are decades old memories from when I was a teen.  I'll try to start with the more recent one's.

1) I found a unknown screen cap in one of my "saved off the net" screen cap directories a while ago and it's been bugging me ever since.  The scene is a gym.  There's a group of Japanese girls (students?) all wearing uniform gym dress consisting of: blue shorts and a white shirt.  ALL that is save this ONE girl who doesn't have on a white shirt but instead has painted her upper torso WHITE.  From the half-way giggle-smiles on the other girls faces and the too serious eyes looking sternly straight ahead- as if no one will notice she's not really wearing a shirt if she doesn't look them in eye- look of the girl I'm guessing this is some sort of Japanese teen/college sex farce/comedy?  Alas I don't recall where I saved this from or why.  Ring any bells for anyone?

2) I'm not precisely sure when this was, probably circa the late 80s to early 90s, and it was NOT cable.  I was clicking through the local channels in the wee hours and on one of the independents came across what I am pretty sure was a foreign film, possibly French or Italian.  (All I remember was the dialogue was not in English and there were no subtitles.) It seemed to be in the LOLITA vein as it, I think, involved a love affair between an older man and a younger girl-woman.  The movie was actually rather boring but the reason I recall it is there was a few scenes of beach frolicking with brief nudity.  Wish I could tell you more but I stumbled onto to it mid-way through, couldn't understand a word anyone was saying, and it was on a UHF station whose signal came in strong for a while at night then just went away.  Any ideas what this might have been?

3) This one may also have been a foreign film.  The scene may have involved two women, but I don't think it was a porno.  I was at a friend's house (in my teen years) and his dad was going through some of his tapes looking for something he recorded off cable; specifically that movie with Cassandra Peterson in it where she gets topless.  He went through quite a few tapes before finding it.  But I remember catching a glimpse of this scene where a woman was laying on a bed, totally naked, and her arms out stretched beckoning to someone in a door way.  (She may have been wearing red pumps.)  Alas I don't recall much else as I think my friend's father either ejected the tape or started fast-forwarding.  Never had the 'nads to ask to borrow the tape so, ever since, I've been left to wonder what the heck that movie was.  Any ideas?

4) Same situation as #2, and probably the same evening.  This was a nunsploitation flick.  There were several scenes FF through but the one that sticks out in my mind was where a bunch of nuns were in a basement (?) or dark room.  I think they were interrogating a younger nun about, well, who knows.  The mother superior (?) gave the nod to begin administering punishment and the young nun started to get whipped or spanked and, well, the scene suddenly got all hot and Sapphic as the nun doing the whipping suddenly started massaging the younger nun's bare arse in a rather provocative manner.  But, before things could go too far, I think the mother superior (though not after watching for a bit) put a stop to it.  That's all I recall of this one.  Any ideas which nunsploitation flick it might have been?

5) This was probably a movie that played on Cinemax.  I saw it in California circa the mid to late 80s, or rather caught part of it, as it started just before the Midnight cut-off on one of those "freebie" weekends.  All I recall is it was about a teen college guy who seemed to have some sort of unnatural sexual attraction with the opposite sex.  The only scene I recall is with the actor in a female dean's (?) office.  I don't recall why he's there but suddenly she gets all hot and bothered, strips open her blouse, and then, IIRC, the students father (or perhaps the principle?) walks in, eyes wide with shock and begins to comment and. .

THAT was when the signal distortion kicked in.  Obviously this had to be some sort of teen/college sex comedy, right?  But which one?


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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 10:24:16 AM »

No clue on 1-4, but 5 may be Dr. Alien. Similar plot, at least.
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 05:43:32 PM »

It's been a while since I've watched the whole thing, but #4 could be "Alucarda", which has nun abuse, nuns bursting into flames and bleeding nuns. The perfect gift for your uptight Catholic friends.
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2009, 05:54:57 PM »

No clue on 1-4, but 5 may be Dr. Alien. Similar plot, at least.


Really?  Dr. Alien is one of those low budget flicks I've never had any interest in.  IIRC it's trailer made it look dumber than GALACTIC GIGOLO.

Be darn funny- not to mention slightly ironic- if a glimpse of a scene from a movie caught late one night decades ago that's wormed it's way into my gray matter turned out to be from a movie I've been avoiding.  But I'm not sure it is.  My memory of the teacher (and actor) were they were both brunette and in a office, with the teacher either sitting behind a desk or leaning on it with the studen sitting in a chair in front of the desk, whereas the screencap I just found seems to be taking place in a shabby apartment. . and in a shower stall. . and. .

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2009, 06:00:32 PM »

It's been a while since I've watched the whole thing, but #4 could be "Alucarda", which has nun abuse, nuns bursting into flames and bleeding nuns. The perfect gift for your uptight Catholic friends.

I don't remember anything in the bits FF through being as crazy as the caps I've seen of Alucarda make it appear.  But that's been on my "to buy" list for a while now anyway so it's as good an excuse as any to track down a copy.
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 09:04:38 PM »

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5) This was probably a movie that played on Cinemax.  I saw it in California circa the mid to late 80s, or rather caught part of it, as it started just before the Midnight cut-off on one of those "freebie" weekends.  All I recall is it was about a teen college guy who seemed to have some sort of unnatural sexual attraction with the opposite sex.  The only scene I recall is with the actor in a female dean's (?) office.  I don't recall why he's there but suddenly she gets all hot and bothered, strips open her blouse, and then, IIRC, the students father (or perhaps the principle?) walks in, eyes wide with shock and begins to comment and. .

Has "Getting Lucky" (1990) been eliminated for this one?
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 11:14:38 AM »

Kudos Andrew!

While that wasn't the movie- it was produced after my CA visit- Googling for info on it led me to a review of a movie that sure sounds like it might be the movie I caught a glimpse of (link is NSFW): Hamburger the Motion Picture.

Anyone here seen it?

It's seems to be AWOL on DVD so I may never know for sure.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 11:42:24 AM »

While that wasn't the movie- it was produced after my CA visit- Googling for info on it led me to a review of a movie that sure sounds like it might be the movie I caught a glimpse of (link is NSFW): Hamburger the Motion Picture.

Anyone here seen it?

It's seems to be AWOL on DVD so I may never know for sure.


Yes, the answer to # 5 is Hamburger the Motion Picture
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The scene you're referring to takes place at the beginning.

I've seen it several times and have been looking for it.  Unfortunately, the only copies I've found have been old VHS tapes on ebay.  It hasn't been released on DVD yet.

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 05:15:10 PM »

Don't forget that "Hamburger-The Motion Picture" has the lovely Debra Blee!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 05:59:51 PM »

While that wasn't the movie- it was produced after my CA visit- Googling for info on it led me to a review of a movie that sure sounds like it might be the movie I caught a glimpse of (link is NSFW): Hamburger the Motion Picture.

Anyone here seen it?


I am sure that I watched it many years ago, but cannot remember a darn thing about it.  The trailer sure brought back some memories.   Obviously one of the films I watched in my teenage years when I was mostly looking for the boobies.

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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 09:35:00 PM »

4) Same situation as #2, and probably the same evening.  This was a nunsploitation flick.  There were several scenes FF through but the one that sticks out in my mind was where a bunch of nuns were in a basement (?) or dark room.  I think they were interrogating a younger nun about, well, who knows.  The mother superior (?) gave the nod to begin administering punishment and the young nun started to get whipped or spanked and, well, the scene suddenly got all hot and Sapphic as the nun doing the whipping suddenly started massaging the younger nun's bare arse in a rather provocative manner.  But, before things could go too far, I think the mother superior (though not after watching for a bit) put a stop to it.  That's all I recall of this one.  Any ideas which nunsploitation flick it might have been?

There's a scene like that in Flavia the Heretic ... although there's a scene like that in every nunsploitation movie, actually.
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