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« on: February 21, 2009, 03:03:29 PM »

What with the two lawsuits goin' against the band aswell, he's finally gettin' what he deserves... TeddyR

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/news09/0220bon.shtml
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 04:39:12 PM »

I still wonder if Brett Michaels is bald under the bandana and cowboy hat.  That would be a two-for if this story is true.  Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 04:46:26 PM »

I still wonder if Brett Michaels is bald under the bandana and cowboy hat.  That would be a two-for if this story is true.  Thumbup

It is true, unfortunately. He admitted to Metal Sludge that he wears a wig and extentions...  Bluesad
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 10:04:51 PM »

What with the two lawsuits goin' against the band aswell, he's finally gettin' what he deserves... TeddyR

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/news09/0220bon.shtml


What law suits are you referring to?   Oh yeah, and BTW, I never have been able to stand Jon Bon Jovi's voice.
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 12:09:38 PM »

What with the two lawsuits goin' against the band aswell, he's finally gettin' what he deserves... TeddyR

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/news09/0220bon.shtml


What law suits are you referring to?   Oh yeah, and BTW, I never have been able to stand Jon Bon Jovi's voice.


There's one where a fan was paralyzed at a concert and blamed the lack of security and help. The other, is some guy that said the band ripped off one of his songs (which many lost bands of the 80s fell victim to).
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 01:37:05 PM »

I like Bad Medicine.

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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 02:52:11 PM »

"Ooh, his hairs a little runaway.
his forehead runs past
the point where his ears lay.
Ooh, his hairs a little runaway."

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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 06:00:37 PM »

"Ooh, his hairs a little runaway.
his forehead runs past
the point where his ears lay.
Ooh, his hairs a little runaway."



Nice!  Hows about this:

“Whoa-ho, I’m half way there
Whoa-ho! Livin’ without hair
Take my hat and I’ll punch you - I swear
Livin’ without haaair”
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 06:37:48 PM »

Ooooh, let me in on the lyrical fun...

"He's a bald boy...with only hair on his sides...he's balding (BALDING)...like an old guy..."
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 05:59:11 PM »

If he's just starting to lose it at 46, I doubt he has too much to worry about.

Funny, I remember my best friend having a Bon Jovi do around 1990 or so. Just before he left for the army, he went to the cheapest, sloppiest barber in town and got it buzzed off. It was a riot. We stopped off at the bar down the street for a few shots first.

That's probably what old Jon needs to do. Don't like the look of male pattern baldness? Grab a razor. It's the new combover.
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