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« on: March 06, 2009, 04:56:44 PM »


From the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
What could Alex be thinking or saying?



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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2009, 05:19:06 PM »

This is the only way to get Doggett to watch Frogs again....
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2009, 06:40:24 PM »

Alex learned too late about using backstreet opticians.....
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2009, 07:38:28 PM »

"Oh no Manos: The Hands of Fate!"
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2009, 10:37:34 PM »

No! Please, i cant handle another episode of tyler perry's house of pain.
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2009, 11:02:27 PM »

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 12:35:30 AM »

I can't believe that wanker is THE American Idol!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 01:30:40 AM »



An unfortunate soul being forced to watch the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Shades of Gray.
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2009, 03:10:18 AM »

How people in the 60's had to put contact lenses in.
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2009, 08:06:23 AM »

The lengths that Joan Rivers goes thru to get people to see her naked is astonishing.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 09:45:54 AM »

Just twenty minutes a day will reduce crow's feet and worry lines significantly.
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2009, 08:52:04 AM »

Should have paid his debt to GeneCo.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2009, 11:10:17 AM »




Alex: Me gulliver can't take any more of the Heartbeeps, Sextette, and Manos Hands of fate marathon.

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Alex learned the hard way of how to fix Wanker's cramp.
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 11:15:10 AM »

I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not...
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 12:54:33 AM »

The only way you can get anyone to watch a movie starring Paris Hilton.
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