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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 08:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Ash on March 12, 2009, 04:05:50 AM

How about you?  Ever been hit in the junk?  What happened? 
How would you describe the pain?
I'd say you described it accurately.  Creeping sickness, wobbly kneed nausea...

Where do you get these photos?  Twirling   
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 08:35:04 PM »
Although I can't confirm it, I think thats Ash in the mask.  Twirling
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 08:42:39 PM »
Here you go, ghouk:

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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 09:01:21 PM »
If you're a guy and you've never been popped in the boys, you either don't have any or you've never used them.
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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 09:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 12, 2009, 08:21:10 PM
Where do you get these photos?  Twirling   


I went to Google Images and typed in "kicked in the nuts" or something like that. (I forget)

This scene was another reason I posted this thread.  I just watched this movie a few days ago.  It says American Pie but it's actually American Wedding

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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2009, 12:45:09 AM »

Man, playing sports was the bane of my early testicular experience.

Mountain biking slipped off the pedal and, as I like to call it, 'ganked myself in the junk' quite badly.  The funny thing was it was a flat piece surface and I managed to stay on, so here I am tearing ass along a dirt road, screaming in pain, but not falling off the bike until I hopped off and stopped.

Other than that it was any number of sporting equipment/people's body parts.  Basketball was probably the worst of them, in that it pretty much winded me for a good few minutes.  The rest you could just shake off.

My friends have had a few stories regarding this in the bedroom, including a few missed thrusts which resulted in an almost serious injury when the lass was on top Buggedout.  Another who accidentally kneed her boyfriends 'jellies' whilst trying to get in a better position.  Why my friends tell me this, I don't know, but it sure is funny to stir them about it.
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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2009, 03:37:38 AM »
Quote from: BeyondTheGrave on March 12, 2009, 01:47:24 PM
When I was in high school around freshmen year I was hanging with my friend whos a girl and I was bothering her . Just talking nonsense playing around. At one point we were passing a window a Boston Market with a big ass front window and she says "when see something funny?" my dumbass says yeah and she hits me in the balls. Not to hard but enough to have me holding and walking funny. Needless to say everyone was laughing in the place.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2009, 03:46:18 AM »
I always thought that getting hit in the cojones wasn't painful until I started playing cricket and got seriously struck in the balls by a fast ball. A cricket ball, that is. I was an idiot ~ part of your equipment in cricket is to wear a box or cup to protect your equipment and guess who wasn't wearing one?  Question

All I can say is Buggedout  Buggedout and that it was days before the swelling went down and I was able to wear tight pants again.
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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2009, 06:22:26 AM »
I've gotten kicked in the jimmie a few times in my day.  I used to get there often when I would spar and it's not fun.  Even with a cup if the cup moves ever so slightly and you get hit, well lets just say that's about one of the few times that I went to the ground grabbing myself.
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2009, 08:25:41 AM »
I've only tried to knee a guy once and he actually seemed to LIKE it!  Is that possible?  I swear I did it right!
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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2009, 08:45:35 AM »
Quote from: Paquita on March 13, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
I've only tried to knee a guy once and he actually seemed to LIKE it!  Is that possible?  I swear I did it right!

Well, not to drag this thread further downhill into family-unfriendly territory, but perhaps you were a little high.

Or he was just a masochist.
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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2009, 12:22:59 PM »
When I was a kid, I was riding my bike down the street, not looking where I was going, and ran into the back of a parked car. I slid off the seat, along the crossbar and straight into the steering post. It was a ten-speed racer, so it had a high post with tiny bars set forward where they offered no protection.

It is a weird sensation. It's different from other injuries. More of a deep, dull ache, but very intense, and I agree, it does radiate into the lower abdomen. It stays for several minutes, and I'd swear it gets worse before it gets better.
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« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2009, 05:48:12 PM »
Not good. It hurts. I got kicked there once on the school playground, when I was in the 7th grade, and I still remember it. That's how much it hurts.
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« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2009, 06:27:18 PM »

I loved the skateboard clip.
Here's another:

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« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2009, 06:32:11 PM »
Watch this:  Buggedout

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