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« on: March 17, 2009, 01:57:51 AM »



Who's the black Starfleet Captain who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Sisko!
Damn right!
Who is the man who would risk his neck for his brother humans, Klingons, Bajorans, etc etc?
Sisko!
Can you dig it?
This cat Sisko, he's a bad mother-f
Shut your mouth!
But I'm talking about Sisko!
And we can dig it!
He's a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman!
Benjamin Sisko!
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 08:37:15 AM »

No, I AM emoting.
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 11:36:20 AM »

Sisko was suddenly startled when he noticed that, yes, Odo can make monkeys fly out of his butt.
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 06:10:03 PM »

"Captain, I have an urgent message from a Mr. Spenser. Shall I put it through?"
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 07:11:34 PM »

The Starfleet got the better of the deal when they traded Worf to the Phoenix Suns for Shaq and a player to be named later.
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 08:45:10 PM »

A captain called Sisko.
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2009, 03:24:34 PM »



Robert Downey, Jr. claims he is NOT being typecast . . .
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