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« on: March 23, 2009, 10:38:52 AM »


"Well, sure. Orson Welles looks good on paper, but what does that prove?"
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 11:41:03 AM »

Orson realized he was going to need a bigger bicycle. 
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 11:50:01 AM »

One of Hollywood's earliest champions of recycling.

As he stood there, Kane's mind began to wander. "Just think" he said, "In a few weeks time all this I'm standing on will be toilet paper!"
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 12:06:36 PM »


F***ing internet!  Haven't been able to sell papers worth s*** since it got big!
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 12:43:01 PM »






Tell Toho we finally got the birdcage ready for Rodan.
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 11:00:38 PM »

For all his filmmaking talent, Welles still wasn't housebroken.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 07:17:26 PM »




"I will sell no newspaper before its time."

(checks watch)

"Hmpf.  Not yet...."
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 07:25:27 PM »

.oO(I knew I should of told them to hold delivery while I was on my three year tour of Europe.)Oo.
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2009, 12:20:22 AM »

He's so rich that he bought himself a real dinosaur. Now the challenging part was getting it to go on the newspapers.
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