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Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: March 25, 2009, 01:10:33 AM »

"Excuse me miss, but have you seen my cat? It's this long and... what, do I have something between my teeth?"

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 01:53:00 AM »

I think you're at the wrong set.  You want Return of the Jedi, that's set number 7-G.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 06:37:33 AM »

"Good evening ma'am. Have you heard the good news?"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 12:56:57 PM »

"Look, if you don't wanna buy demon spawn tupperwear fine. Just don't dis the uniform, ahright?"

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 07:46:05 PM »

"Ma, its the Jehovas."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Some Strange Guy They Let In By Mistake
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!

« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 08:04:13 PM »

"Door to Door Nipple Tweeking Demon. Got any nipples you need tweeked?"

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 09:00:07 PM »

Tonight is NOT audition night for Undead Johnny's Death Metal-Head Tour!!!! That's held on Saturday next door! 
Bad Movie Lover

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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!

« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 11:40:17 PM »

SANDY!!!! your date is here!!!  (where does she find these guys?)

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 09:18:36 PM »

"No, seriously.  No one is that well endowed."
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 06:19:08 AM »

Excuse me, can you tell me where.. oh, sorry, didn't mean to hit you in the face!

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 06:23:39 PM »

LaDY: JUBBA HUT! The emperor is here to see you!

Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)
Bad Movie Lover

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 07:32:02 PM »

"Hello, ma'am. Have you accepted Black Metal into your life?"
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