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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: March 25, 2009, 01:10:33 AM »



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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 01:53:00 AM »

I think you're at the wrong set.  You want Return of the Jedi, that's set number 7-G.
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 06:37:33 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 12:56:57 PM »

"Look, if you don't wanna buy demon spawn tupperwear fine. Just don't dis the uniform, ahright?"
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 07:46:05 PM »

"Ma, its the Jehovas."
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meQal
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 08:04:13 PM »

"Door to Door Nipple Tweeking Demon. Got any nipples you need tweeked?"
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 09:00:07 PM »

Tonight is NOT audition night for Undead Johnny's Death Metal-Head Tour!!!! That's held on Saturday next door! 
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 11:40:17 PM »

SANDY!!!! your date is here!!!  (where does she find these guys?)
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 09:18:36 PM »

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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 06:19:08 AM »

Excuse me, can you tell me where.. oh, sorry, didn't mean to hit you in the face!
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 06:23:39 PM »

LaDY: JUBBA HUT! The emperor is here to see you!
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The clown banned in 51 states!


« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 07:32:02 PM »

"Hello, ma'am. Have you accepted Black Metal into your life?"
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