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« on: April 03, 2009, 07:33:09 AM »



So come on down to the First Baptist Bar and Grill!

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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 07:44:28 AM »

Since the lack of participation in the AA meetings, the church was forced to form another community outreach program...
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 06:49:33 PM »

 On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 06:52:24 PM »

Jesus is back; with his wine trick, at last!
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 04:20:03 PM »

Looks like a front for a moonshining operation!
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 07:41:42 PM »

"Tonight's top story, a local church is demolished by an angry mob of transients who misinterpreted this clever sign."
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Oookaay...


« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 07:58:11 PM »

holy communion? we stocked up on JD...blood of christ, yo
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 08:00:37 AM »

The church's new way of increasing membership through liquor.

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Professor in seminar school: Now students please look at this example of how you can use vices to bring people into the god's place of worship.
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 06:09:22 PM »

"Entrapment!!"
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 04:04:17 AM »

After the pancake breakfast, they'll have to get a bunch of designated drivers.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 12:05:39 PM »

"Tommorow...Nun Wet T-Shirt Contest"
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 04:15:45 PM »

All you can drink, but NO DANCING!
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 04:25:16 PM »

Look on the bright side... atleast they won't card you.  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2011, 09:18:51 PM »

On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.


50 cent buffalo flavored communion wafers even - mmmmmmmm! Mild, Hellfire or Holy Toledo!
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2011, 05:11:13 PM »

Come early!  The Hooters girls will be giving out t-shirts to the first 50 customers!

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