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« on: April 04, 2009, 07:55:22 PM »



The Enterprise took a wrong turn.

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 10:41:08 PM »

Scotty, now would be a good time to get the engines up and running...
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2009, 07:27:06 AM »

Looking at the awesome and terrifying ship before them, the crew of the Enterprise suddenly realised that Starfleet's ship designing abilities left a lot to be desired.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2009, 12:13:32 PM »

" So what is the object of this game you call " Space Chicken ", Captain? "
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2009, 12:27:03 PM »

"I need 120% NOW SCOTTY !"


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I need 120% NOW. PUNCH IT !

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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2009, 08:56:52 PM »

"Enterprise. . . Star Destroyer. . . Enterprise. . . Star Destroyer. . . When they designed the ship they named 'Enterprise', I'm sure they didn't expect us to go head-to-head with anything called a 'Star Destroyer', else they would have named it something like 'Star Destroyer Killer' or 'Galaxy Destroyer'. They named it 'Enterprise', so I think we just need to GTFO"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2009, 09:37:39 PM »

See Spock, theres a nice looking ship, lets ask them for directions back to the space freeway. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2009, 10:18:17 PM »

"I sense that your corbomite device is a bluff. Commander, you may fire when ready."
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2009, 10:49:14 PM »

"Oops wrong wormhole-- we're in the wrong movie now!"
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2009, 11:01:04 PM »



Kirk: Size matters not. Look at my ship.  Judge her by her size, do you?
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 11:14:00 AM »



Mr. Spock, I suddenly have a craving for some pie...

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 11:42:06 AM »

"We're gonna need more redshirts."
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 05:38:37 AM »

Uhura: There not reponding, Captain. I can only hear heavy breathing.
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 04:02:26 AM »

"Relax everyone. They always build their ships with a tiny exhaust port to shoot a photon torpedo down that'll take that whole thing out. Now, who has The Force on this ship?"
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 10:10:27 AM »

Sulu: Just let me take the helm for two minutes, he said. What harm can it possibly do, he said.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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