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« on: April 15, 2009, 04:29:41 PM »

Poor Gilligan. The girls found somebody bigger and harder.

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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 06:34:39 PM »

Both ladies are impressed with the robot's special bonus features and programming.

They are very grateful the robot's ship crashed.
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 08:51:41 AM »

Once the girls found the vibration mode on the robot, Gilligan was no longer needed.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 02:55:32 AM »

Man, it's sad when girls like an inanimate object more than you.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 09:05:49 PM »

Gilligan hadn't the heart to tell them that the robot was programmed to detonate in 5 minutes. 

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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 05:53:44 PM »

Only Gilligan knew the robot's secret homosexual lifestyle, and he wasn't talking.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 07:04:33 PM »

A hard man is good to find.

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