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« on: April 16, 2009, 11:03:51 AM »

"Would you knock it off Vito? It's your fault we have to fight off all these p**sed off Japanese viewers."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 09:28:55 PM »

You farted!
No sushi for you tonight!
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 12:26:08 AM »

What do you mean I'm compensating for something?
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 05:06:41 PM »

"Ha American San, the war is NOT over!"

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2009, 10:32:35 PM »

"With dees grasses, people say I rook just rike john rennon"

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 06:43:00 AM »

" Shoot those goddamn Mongolians, Girrigan. So they stay away from s**tty Wok! "

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 02:48:10 AM »

"Yes, Asian Stereotype Man, the professor made this out of coconuts, too."
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