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« on: April 25, 2009, 02:20:18 PM »

If your finger glows for more than four hours, seek emergency medical attention.


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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 02:37:54 PM »

"Try the New and Improved Chinese Finger Trick, now with RADIATION!"

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 07:53:03 PM »

Hmmm...this worked better in E.T.

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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2009, 11:42:57 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 02:32:35 AM »

"With this molecular instability I thee wed."
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