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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: April 29, 2009, 10:27:24 AM »

"Hey, Van do you and Pat go for indoor sports?"

"Okay already Buster, Flash Gordon should've gotten an Oscar."
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 10:17:31 AM »

If you agree to try out the new sport of kayak tennis, my wife will give you a can of Pringles.

Stabbing me is one thing, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let you pull my head so the camera can't catch my good side!

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 02:46:19 PM »

Bob Jones University Productions presents:

"Take that back! I wear MY pants higher than you do!"

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 05:16:28 AM »

It wasn't so much the suggestion of wife swapping that made them uneasy as it was the choice of toys.

"You're always doing this to me, Phil! I get a belt and you just have to get a bigger one!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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