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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: May 23, 2009, 12:39:10 AM »

Uhura: Let me make sure I understand this.  In some alternate timeline, we'll be doing it on a regular basis, and in all sorts of interesting places here on the ship?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 01:30:31 PM »

The universe's first inter-racial and inter-species relationship.

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 10:27:48 PM »

Uhura: "Spock, you must teach me how to get my eyebrows as nice as yours..."


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2009, 08:33:46 AM »

"Please stroke a little faster, Lieutenant. It is a fascinating sensation."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2009, 02:12:43 PM »

pon farr, anyone ?


If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 06:28:05 AM »

"Kirk's nipples ARE mezmerising!"

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