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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« on: May 30, 2009, 05:07:40 PM »

Cheney:  "Tell me . . . where did you hide the videos of me with Condi?"
Pelosi:  "He's forceful . . . that is so sexy in a man!"
Bush:  "I wonder what time the Rangers game starts?"

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2009, 10:13:15 PM »

Why are they forcing bottled water down Michael Jackson's throat?


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Shake The Faith

« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 06:26:10 AM »

"This is one Guantanamo b***h that'll never see release!"

« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 01:51:06 PM »

Cheney:  "Today on Mythbusters, we're gonna see if Perrier really does cause flatulence."
Pelosi:  "I think this is the only time I've EVER let a man put anything in my mouth."
Bush:  "Ah, crap. You can stop, Cheney.  Myth verified.  Now, where do I vomit?"
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