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« Reply #75 on: June 29, 2010, 10:04:39 AM »

Ah, yes, Video Bronquedo, home of such totally original classics as What's Up, Little Bee, Little Cars, Panda Fighter and The Frog Prince
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« Reply #76 on: July 04, 2010, 09:00:07 PM »

i don't believe this hasn't been said yet but what should be number one is now at fifty five and it is


Pocket Ninjas A movie so bad i have watched it five times and i still don't know what happens in it
it won't let me post links so go to youtube and type in pocket ninjas scene the first thing that comes up should be white dragon vs cobra khan
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« Reply #77 on: July 04, 2010, 10:04:16 PM »

11) K. Gordon Murray presents SANTA CLAUS:
In Eastman Colorscope!
and... At a THEE-ate 'er near you! 

56.(?) THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T   
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« Reply #78 on: July 07, 2010, 02:56:21 PM »

and... At a THEE-ate 'er near you! 

56.(?) THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T   


Disagree - I really like this movie.  But... taste and opinions and such
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« Reply #79 on: July 07, 2010, 06:53:05 PM »

Dr. T is an interesting flick but makes for a pretty messed up children's movie.

Speaking of messed up:
57.  The New Adventures of Mark Twain - I still bear the psychological scars from this claymation nightmare.
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« Reply #80 on: July 08, 2010, 01:03:22 PM »

50. Star Wars: Episode 1. Kinda fails because it was too immature and shallow for adults but didn't quite appeal to a lot of kids either because of all the political bits. Also serves as a prime example of why trying to appeal to as many demographics as possible is generally a bad idea.


Nice...  Cheers


58. Robocop 3.

It seems to be directed towards kids and its the only reason that makes sense for being crap!!!


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« Reply #81 on: July 10, 2010, 08:00:41 PM »

29. Babies Day Out
Incredibly boring, just like Home Alone 2 but really stupid! The criminals kept letting a baby ran away from them!


You might be interested to know Mr. Plinkett has reviewed that film.  :)

http://www.redlettermedia.com/
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« Reply #82 on: July 10, 2010, 08:01:57 PM »

35. HOLES

Wait, from the Louis Sachar novel?  I thought that wasn't too bad.  

(shrugs)

Each is own, I guess.
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« Reply #83 on: July 10, 2010, 08:40:49 PM »

35. HOLES

Wait, from the Louis Sachar novel?  I though that wasn't too bad. 

(shrugs)

Each is own, I guess.
As a story for kids, I don't think it was a good choice.  I have a major dislike for the book so perhaps that bias carries over.
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« Reply #84 on: July 10, 2010, 09:19:32 PM »

59. POD PEOPLE. the one redeeming factor is the famous line: Trumpey, you can do MAGIC!
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« Reply #85 on: July 11, 2010, 01:35:05 AM »


Wait, no mention of the ULTIMATE "It was mainly for kids, anyway" disappointment of a movie: The Phantom Menace?

(Or is that too easy?)

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« Reply #86 on: July 11, 2010, 05:35:43 AM »


Wait, no mention of the ULTIMATE "It was mainly for kids, anyway" disappointment of a movie: The Phantom Menace?

(Or is that too easy?)



lol... its number 50...
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« Reply #87 on: July 11, 2010, 05:43:35 PM »

60. Fury Vengeance.
the placement tells the story.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/
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« Reply #88 on: July 11, 2010, 06:12:21 PM »

60. Fury Vengeance.
the placement tells the story.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/


I must admit, when I first saw the title "Furry Vengeance" I thought it was going to be a much different (though equally terrible) kind of movie.....
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« Reply #89 on: July 12, 2010, 08:13:05 AM »

61. Cool as Ice
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101615/
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/
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