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« on: June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM »

It's a fun game where you ask a film question and the next person has to give a stpid answer then he/she gets to ask a question. And so on and so forth...

eg. Q: Why does Robocop where blue and black ?

     A: He thought all the other colours made him look too gay.

Then the person who answered asks a question, got it ?
Good.
I'll start.


Why was the Triceratops sick in Jurassic Park ?
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 02:01:00 PM »

He realized he would have made more money doing one of the Land Before Time sequels.


Does Batman wear a cup?
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 02:03:55 PM »

Yes, and it's too tight. That's why he has such a stupid voice in TDK.



Why did Peter Parker feel the need to dance in Spider man 3
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 04:38:57 PM »

He had to pee really bad.

Why did Hannibal Lechter get diarrhea?
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 04:58:19 PM »

Because Dr. Chilton didn't agree with him.

What was the real reason Clint Eastwood was so angry in GRAN TORINO?
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 05:01:04 PM »

His poncho had been ruined by the dry cleaners.

Are Wookees supposed to get fleas?
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 05:43:52 PM »

Only if they don't wear flea collars.

Why did Frankenstein have fins on his car in Deathrace 2000?
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2009, 06:41:39 PM »

Fins get chicks, man.

What is the deal with The Hulk ripping out of everything but the funny purple pants?
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2009, 07:01:53 PM »

Their molecular structure reacts to the after effects of gamma radiation differently from the rest of his clothes.

Can Metalunan Mutants understand the basic concepts of algebra?



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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2009, 07:10:34 PM »

Only on Saturdays between 2 and 4 PM when the sun is shining.

What's the deal with Dean Stockwell constantly pressing the side of his palm against the side of his head in DUNWICH HORROR?
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2009, 07:18:49 PM »

He wanted to 'Quantum Leap' off the set after viewing the first batch of 'Rushes'.

Do ninjas have higher insurance premiums than the rest of the population?



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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2009, 07:29:44 PM »

Actually, they are lower because they can never be found to receive payment on their claims.

How did Superman react to having to wear tights?
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2009, 07:35:05 PM »

Surprisingly well, it appealed to his more theatrical tendencies.

Are there any official background checks on those seeking to purchase large quantities of piranha fish?
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2009, 08:54:44 PM »

Yes, but they only check the International Mad Science Registry, and the only name in the database is Lex Luthor.

How did BARBARELLA get a PG rating?
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2009, 09:12:31 PM »

Because parents need their non-sexually/socially mature children to guide them innocently through such a film

Is it safe?
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