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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #1560 on: January 18, 2012, 01:23:09 PM »

Because it's on Prosac.

What did the Troll do when it found an Atheist?


     Said grace, giving thanks for small snacks.

What part of your body do you wish were bigger?
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
JayJayM12
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« Reply #1561 on: January 18, 2012, 03:23:35 PM »

Everything EXCEPT for my John Thomas, so that I'll FINALLY be in proportion...

Where were you when you learned that Tupac had died?
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Or, don't check them out - see if I care.  You're not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I'll do what I want.  It's my hot body.  Y'all don't know me.
alandhopewell
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« Reply #1562 on: January 18, 2012, 03:55:56 PM »

Everything EXCEPT for my John Thomas, so that I'll FINALLY be in proportion...

Where were you when you learned that Tupac had died?

     In front of my tv, doing the Snoopy dance.
But dare a pair with paranoia scare?
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1563 on: January 18, 2012, 04:46:46 PM »

No, I would be on a boat with a goat going slow.


Can it really be him?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1564 on: January 18, 2012, 06:26:24 PM »

Depends on the definition of reality. If the force of gravity changes every hour, then the answer is yes.

If Godzilla and King Kong had a love child, who would be it's first grade teacher?
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« Reply #1565 on: January 19, 2012, 08:13:16 AM »

Hitler.

Why do penguins hate cheesewiz?
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« Reply #1566 on: January 19, 2012, 09:41:04 AM »

It's as addictive as catnip.

Why can't cavemen live above ground?
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alandhopewell
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« Reply #1567 on: January 19, 2012, 02:16:49 PM »

It's as addictive as catnip.

Why can't cavemen live above ground?



     Can't get up that first / last rent, plus deposit.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

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« Reply #1568 on: January 19, 2012, 03:03:08 PM »




She was kidnapped by a crazy man named Brady, his lovely lady, and their 6 kids (3 with hair of gold, like their mother).  She is now forced to work, against her will, in their house, doing their every bidding.  I'm sorry, but you'll never see her again...

Why is it required by law to talk about the weather when riding the elevator with a stranger?
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El Misfit
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« Reply #1569 on: January 19, 2012, 05:58:22 PM »

Because that's the LAW!!!!!


Guess who's back?
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #1570 on: January 19, 2012, 08:39:01 PM »

Susie Q and her little doggett too. Wink

Why doesn't it snow in August?
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« Reply #1571 on: January 20, 2012, 03:48:49 AM »

Well, you see friend, it's too cold for it snow to in August!

Why do I find myself watching B-movies more than good movies?
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El Misfit
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« Reply #1572 on: January 21, 2012, 11:11:07 PM »

It's because you're not a rational person, just like the rest of use! TeddyR

Is it really that serious?
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« Reply #1573 on: January 22, 2012, 12:44:48 AM »

Is it really that serious?
It never is. 

If Jimmy cracked corn, and the person singing about it doesn't care, why did he bother to make a song about it in the first place? 
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« Reply #1574 on: January 22, 2012, 02:29:12 PM »

So others wouldn't have to care either.

I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?
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