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Javakoala
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« Reply #1605 on: March 24, 2014, 07:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on March 24, 2014, 08:39:05 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on March 24, 2014, 08:21:56 AM
When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?

To find out a way to get to Mianus, instead of Uranus.  Wink

Umm, Trev, old boy, you forgot to ask a question.
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Trevor
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« Reply #1606 on: March 25, 2014, 12:44:08 AM »
Quote from: Javakoala on March 24, 2014, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 24, 2014, 08:39:05 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on March 24, 2014, 08:21:56 AM
When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?

To find out a way to get to Mianus, instead of Uranus.  Wink

Umm, Trev, old boy, you forgot to ask a question.

To be or not to be, that is the question but I dunno the answer  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1607 on: March 25, 2014, 02:14:03 AM »
2-B is down the hall to your left.
Wanna finish my fence for me?
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Javakoala
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« Reply #1608 on: March 25, 2014, 05:40:52 AM »
You're under arrest for fencing, mister!

If a frog jumps onto a lilypad, how does cheese get inside those fried cheese sticks?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1609 on: March 25, 2014, 08:17:24 AM »
By pretending it's a worm entering an apple.


Does Mary Poppins wear an Air Traffic transponder?
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Javakoala
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« Reply #1610 on: March 25, 2014, 09:56:34 AM »
Yes, indeed, but considering what landed on my head the other day, she should be wearing Depends.

Do you have 3 bags full?
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #1611 on: March 25, 2014, 10:21:36 AM »
I have tree fiddy full.

Have you seen enough hentai to know where this is going?
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yeah no.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1612 on: March 25, 2014, 01:37:37 PM »
It's going inside every one of her orifices.

Did you order the pizza?
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1613 on: March 25, 2014, 07:13:44 PM »
I hope so. I've been standing naked at the door waiting for the delivery person.

If rock beats scissors and paper beats rock, what beats bacon?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1614 on: March 25, 2014, 09:27:19 PM »
Bacon on a double cheeseburger with a fried egg.

Why does my team suck?
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Flangepart
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« Reply #1615 on: March 26, 2014, 06:02:54 PM »
The leaf blower bit the big one.


If Capt. Kirk fought T.J.Hooker, who would win?
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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1616 on: March 26, 2014, 09:22:31 PM »
Captain Kirk. He was great at beating up Hookers.


Haven't we been here before?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #1617 on: March 27, 2014, 12:15:27 AM »
You told me to circle the block just a minute ago, so yes.

Can you feel the hype train coming?
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yeah no.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1618 on: March 27, 2014, 01:48:54 AM »
Yeah, but it'll be awhile.. it's behind the Crazy Train and the Gravy Train.

Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy?
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1619 on: March 27, 2014, 07:18:24 AM »
I'll Warrant she can.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng Small | Large



How many lumps would you like?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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