Doggett
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« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2009, 01:14:20 PM » |
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It was either that or hang out with Chevy Chase.
What happened to Chevy Chase ?
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JJ80
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« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2009, 01:29:49 PM » |
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He changed his name to 'Buick'.
Is it possible to see the fossilized bones of a Slurpasaurus (aka Iguanius Maximus Fakius) in any museums?
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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Doggett
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« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2009, 01:33:25 PM » |
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Yes, but only in Dutch ones.
Why hasn't Elvira made a third movie ?
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« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2009, 01:34:17 PM » |
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Because she's lacking a third boob.
Why did Balboa scream Adrian after the fight in Rocky?
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Doggett
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« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2009, 01:37:03 PM » |
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She bet against him and he was really ticked off !
How many spiders are there in the film Spiders.
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« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2009, 01:50:00 PM » |
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One?
Ralph Fiennes... Spiders Miranda Richardson ... Yvonne / Mrs. Cleg Gabriel Byrne... Bill Cleg Lynn Redgrave... Mrs. Wilkinson
Why is Michael Myers wearing a mask?
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Doggett
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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2009, 01:52:56 PM » |
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He isn't In Back To The Future what makes time travel possible ?
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JJ80
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« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2009, 02:12:19 PM » |
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Wormholes combined with the awesome power of rock and roll.
Does Santo keep reindeer?
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2009, 03:03:28 PM » |
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Only for the venison.
Why did Frankenstein Meet the Wolf Man?
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If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
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« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2009, 04:11:19 PM » |
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Because Frankenstein needed a toupe for his date with The Bride.
Why don't humans combust spontaneous anymore?
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« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2009, 04:29:01 PM » |
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They do! In fact,I combusted sponataneously just last night! Why is Dr.Phibes abomonible?
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« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2009, 05:18:26 PM » |
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Cause he's always grinning at inappropriate times.
Where were you The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave?
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Doggett
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« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2009, 05:23:57 PM » |
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I was busy being tied up in a wardrobe masturbating.* In the Ring why is VHS being used and not DVD ? *TOO SOON ?
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« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2009, 09:01:54 PM » |
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Because the Japanese don't know about DVD yet. (Shh! don't let them find out!)
Why hasn't anyone ever come up with an idea for a movie where the hero is actually dying and the whole movie is just his deathbed dream?
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« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2009, 09:18:29 PM » |
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Because Oscar Wilde wasn't in the filmaking business....
Is Tara Reid actually a badly made robot?
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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