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« on: June 19, 2009, 01:16:18 AM »



Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer!  Do you need a beer that'll not only hit the spot but rub it out too?!
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 07:39:29 PM »

Hi, Billy Mays here for opposable thumbs.
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 08:52:16 PM »

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THUMB WRESTLING TRAINERS. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 09:04:33 PM »

HI, Billy Mays here to give you the results of the colon blockage removal surgery.
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2009, 07:17:57 AM »

HI BILLY MAYES HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PERFECT FIELD GOAL POST FOR PAPER FOOTBALL.
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2009, 04:55:45 PM »

Hi, Billy Mays here to show you the gripping power of the Broccoli Rabbit, never drop broccoli while preparing your meals ever again!
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 08:46:49 PM »

Billy Mays finally finds a less annoying way to positively promote a product.
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 10:55:53 PM »

Old Kentucky Shark gets 2 thumbs up after digesting Anthony Sullivan...
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 07:11:27 AM »

Hi, Billy Mays here for perfectly square heads.
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 09:52:35 PM »

"Wondertwit powers...activate!"
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 08:52:13 PM »



HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR AURORA CASKET COMPANY!!!

Rip, Billy
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 08:15:44 AM »

And Billy froze in this position before promptly keeling over. They found him just like this.
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2009, 08:51:12 AM »

"Billy Mays here for Soylent Green!"
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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2009, 10:02:58 AM »

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.  THEY SAY CELEBRITY DEATHS COME IN THREES, WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU ACT NOW, I'LL THROW IN A FOURTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2009, 06:30:15 PM »

Post death jokes, sick...funny!...but sick.
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