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« on: June 24, 2009, 12:11:39 PM »

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 12:30:53 PM »

OK...the turkey escaped, so is it safe to assume the sh*t didn't hit the fan?

(When I saw the thread title, I was expecting the *bottled* variety of 'Wild Turkey' to be involved!)
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 08:00:28 AM »

I'm just gobbling this story up.

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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 12:29:21 PM »

I'm just gobbling this story up.

You and your puns!  Wattle you come up with next?

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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 02:36:39 PM »

I hope this thread doesn't run AFOUL like the last one.
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