Trevor
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« Reply #390 on: April 03, 2011, 08:27:19 AM » |
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I have a VHS of Outland which has a terrible pre-Photoshop cover which looks like Sir Sean Connery has been stuck onto the cover.  Good film, though. 
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I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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« Reply #391 on: April 08, 2011, 02:48:07 PM » |
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Terms & Conditions: By reading this signature, you, the reader willfully acknowledge that you owe me a dollar.
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RD
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I make the bad movies.
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« Reply #392 on: April 08, 2011, 02:57:01 PM » |
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I think I may have broken a few of the Ninja Commandments... 
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===  === Go Robo!
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Trekkie313
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« Reply #393 on: April 09, 2011, 12:23:22 AM » |
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Is that one guys head "sweating blood" for no reason?
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« Reply #394 on: April 09, 2011, 12:35:09 AM » |
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #395 on: April 09, 2011, 04:00:51 AM » |
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Is that one guys head "sweating blood" for no reason?
Headband 
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« Reply #396 on: April 09, 2011, 06:42:16 AM » |
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The look on his face is like, "I tore through the sky for this?"
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« Reply #397 on: April 09, 2011, 06:49:25 AM » |
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The look on his face is like, "I tore through the sky for this?"
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« Reply #398 on: April 11, 2011, 10:53:14 PM » |
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Robo Vampire VHS cover  Not so much bad art work as it is plagiarism and false information.  Screencap from the actual film
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« Reply #399 on: April 12, 2011, 09:59:29 AM » |
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I would bet $10 that artwork is done by the same guy who did Strike Commando and RoboWar.
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« Reply #400 on: April 12, 2011, 08:25:24 PM » |
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Nah, I don't think so. Strike Commando & Robo War were directed by "Italian B-Movie maestro" Bruno Mattei in Italy. Robo Vampire, like Robo War, is a cheap cash-in on my name sake but was filmed in the U.S.A and Hong Kong by a different company. So I doubt they are related in any shape, way or form.
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« Reply #401 on: April 14, 2011, 12:30:22 PM » |
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I forgot how many of those god awful ninja films were made. They were all pretty much the same thing too...Joseph Lai or Godfrey Ho taking an obscure martial arts film and then splicing in new scenes of ridiculous looking "ninja". They are hilariously bad. I don't know who came up with the concept that ninjas should be wearing brightly colored outfits and headbands that say the word "ninja" on them, but that person should be worshiped and showered in gold coins.
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« Reply #402 on: April 14, 2011, 03:13:05 PM » |
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We must find Pierre Kirby and team him with with Reb Brown and Dolph Lundren.
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« Reply #403 on: April 15, 2011, 08:21:26 AM » |
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We must find Pierre Kirby
I think he's registered on this site and one day he shall reveal himself.
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« Reply #404 on: April 15, 2011, 09:56:23 AM » |
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We must find Pierre Kirby
I think he's registered on this site and one day he shall reveal himself. SPOLIER: It's Circus Circus.
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