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« Reply #450 on: February 14, 2013, 03:34:56 AM »

The Ninja Klux Klan and gay sex?



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« Reply #451 on: February 14, 2013, 08:40:37 PM »

The Ninja Klux Klan and gay sex?

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NYARSH!  What a combination of images!   Question

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« Reply #452 on: February 14, 2013, 10:04:24 PM »

Hal Fletcher?  Sharyn Talbert?  Bond Gideon?  Hey, I think I saw these people at the grocery store the other day, bagging my groceries and pushing basket carts into the store!  They were all polite to me, but they seemed kind of sad.  TeddyR
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« Reply #453 on: February 14, 2013, 10:47:20 PM »


"Okay, so how are we going to let people know that The Heist is an explosive crime thriller?"

"Well, I just figured we'd have a picture of a homeless looking guy standing there looking uninterested with a building in the background and we could write 'explosive crime thriller' on the box."

"Good idea!  Make you you use an exclamation point to really drive it home!"


I'm not exactly sure who this Nelson Nye person is, but I have my doubts that his seven sixgunners are really up to the task of taking down the 80foot cowpoke with the glowing crotch." 
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« Reply #454 on: February 15, 2013, 12:46:35 PM »

I kind of like that ASSASSIN one.  At least some work went into it. 

Tonight on BIOGRAPHY:



Frankly, this image is cooler than anything that happens in the movie.


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« Reply #455 on: February 15, 2013, 06:48:07 PM »





The one on the right looks like either Paul Williams or Artie Johnson!
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« Reply #456 on: February 15, 2013, 09:54:50 PM »

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« Reply #457 on: February 16, 2013, 05:40:51 PM »


Glad to see this thread is still alive!  Now, how about a couple more?




Sadly, that cover is still better than the movie.   Wink
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« Reply #458 on: February 17, 2013, 12:26:14 AM »






Our video rental place only had Nightmare Never Ends under it's aka title:



This cover art gives the movie some sort of class lol. They did get the heart part right. Well, I am assuming it's a heart (could be a brain too). That demonic female is no where to be found in the movie though. That said, I do love the no budget cheesy insanity of this flick. Fun bad movie.

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« Reply #459 on: February 20, 2013, 02:22:02 PM »

Amazinbly, the actual movie is much, much worse.


Great movie, terrible cover art!


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« Reply #460 on: May 11, 2013, 05:32:30 PM »



That helicopter must be flying dangerously close to the one Mitchell is hanging from...
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« Reply #461 on: May 11, 2013, 09:53:42 PM »

The fear of being hit by a semi-truck makes Dennis Weaver fart, apparently.
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« Reply #462 on: May 12, 2013, 01:40:06 AM »

Ozzymandias speaks: Not a VHS, but a bad cover. I recently bought a copy of this DVD. Haven't had the chance to watch it but I don't think Bronson is a doctor in the episode. The TV show is from the early 50s and that is a 70s Charles Bronson "head" on those scrubs. I also don't believe that is Richard Boone's body.


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« Reply #463 on: May 16, 2013, 01:00:51 PM »

I can't find my copy anywhere, so here it is:


Roboman a.k.a. The Man with the Metal Mask a.k.a. Who?
Of course "Roboman" looks nothing like that.
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« Reply #464 on: May 16, 2013, 06:24:44 PM »

Sometimes when you watch a movie, you just want to reach out and slap a character. 

This is the first time I've ever got that feeling from just looking at a movie's box art. 

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