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« on: July 14, 2009, 11:23:16 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 08:34:33 PM »

"Yesterday you were just a student, but today you graduate and go out into the world as a certified teleprompter.  Thousands of politicians who can't think for themselves will depend on you, so please, take this responsibility seriously."

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2009, 09:19:03 PM »

"And now, young Jedi, you will die . . . "

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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 04:52:59 PM »

"Hey, aren't you Callista Flockhart?"

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