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« on: July 17, 2009, 11:36:12 PM »




'Twas the largest secret garden gnome party on this planet thus far...
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 12:30:09 AM »

The Travelocity Gnome always threw the best parties.
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 01:43:33 AM »

It's wondering where they seem to be going, that bothers me.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 06:29:30 AM »

Oh man, I shouldn't have done so much acid back in the '60s.  Oh wait, I didn't...
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 08:47:34 AM »

The original Woodstock crowd sure has shrunk with age.
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 10:54:20 AM »

Only minutes later, two cars full of  the rival gang "Smurfs" attacked the unsuspecting Gnomes in a drive-by shooting. It is believed the attack was in retaliation for the destruction of the dam in Smurf Village and the gang rape of Smurfette. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 12:45:19 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2009, 08:56:38 PM »

"No, no, no...the garden is this way morons..."
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2009, 10:27:56 PM »

At parties, the cool garden gnomes always segregate the uncool garden gnomes...
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 06:36:51 AM »

Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes - Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes - Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes
Hi Im Al Harrington Of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arms Flying Two Man Emporium As An Unwanted Result Of A Recent Lawsuit Im In Possession Of Hundreds Of Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes And Its Just Waiting To Turn Yourn Uncut Trash Full Lawn In To A Living Work Of Art That Tells People That Pass By That A Real Funny Bugger Lives Here Your Neighbours Will Chuckle Warmly And Drivers Will Slow Down And Applaud When They Cast Their Eye's On Such Favourites As Sorta Ben & Jerrys Looking Cow Black Silhouetted Cowboy Leaning On Barn And Everybody's Favourite Fat Woman Bending Over Tending To Her Garden And Big Polka Dot Bloomers Most Of This Stuff Is Priced To Move And Until It Does Its A Massive Fire Hazard So Please Come See Me Look For The Crudely Painted Not So Funny Sorta Ben & Jerrys Looking Cow Gnome Out Front
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 01:12:42 PM »

A scene from the Goosebumps story, Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 06:12:09 AM »

By the time anyone realized what was happening it was too late... the Garden Gnome Holocaust had begun.
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 08:03:40 PM »

Only minutes later, two cars full of  the rival gang "Smurfs" attacked the unsuspecting Gnomes in a drive-by shooting. It is believed the attack was in retaliation for the destruction of the dam in Smurf Village and the gang rape of Smurfette. 

You'd think smurfette would be used to that by now.
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 08:31:34 AM »

"Sorry, no flamingos allowed."
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 05:49:19 PM »

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