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« on: July 19, 2009, 01:28:52 PM »

In only a second, Jake would soon realize that he had invaded the Jellyfish's personal space.


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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 02:37:20 PM »

In a moment, Jake would realize that this was not a gigantic female you know what.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 08:31:32 PM »

Diver:  "I bet that would be good with peanut butter."

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 05:26:56 AM »

The diver: You come here often?
Jellyfish: Glorp, glorp, glorp, glorp.

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 06:42:01 AM »

Other diver:  "Um, dude?  Might be a good idea not to stick your arm in there.  Just a thought."

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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 12:35:21 PM »

FANTASTIC VOYAGE II: Coming this Christmas to a theater near you!

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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 05:43:53 PM »

Few people realise condoms are harvested from Jellyfish.

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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 08:45:07 AM »

Floyd is nearly killed as a huge bowl of spaghetti falls from a passing cruise ship.

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