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« on: July 24, 2009, 11:38:38 AM »


"See Harry...we can enjoy other "forbidden" things other than the forest at Hogwarts.
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 12:44:23 PM »

Coming soon to a theater near you:  HARRY POTTER AND THE SWORD OF MANHOOD
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 06:28:45 PM »



Coming Soon: Brokebacks School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 02:42:01 PM »

"Malfoy!" Is that you, boy? I can't see you without my glasses."

This picture reminds me of my days in school, when the teacher would show the class a picture, and we'd have to make up a story using what we saw in the picture. I don't remember a picture of two boys in bed together, but . . . ?

Who: Harry and Malfoy. If only because the actor who plays Malfoy came out as being bisexual. Though, that didn't seem to cause as much controversy as Harry appearing nude in the stage play "Equus." I guess villains do get away with more.

What: two boys in bed have just had sex with each other.

How: from their position, Malfoy is the top and Harry is the bottom. And while we cannot see it, both boys are stark naked under the covers.

When: as both boys belong to different houses, sometime during a school vacation.

Where: someplace neutral, where no one will know neither boy.

Why: neither boy wants anyone to know that they are lovers, so they pretend they are enemies in school. Malfoy is satisfied with that, but Harry is dissatisfied and wants to quit living a lie, and tell everyone that they are lovers. Which creates conflict in their relationship.

What: I don't understand is why Harry is wearing his glasses in bed. As bad as my eyesight is, and I'm 20/80 without my glasses, I don't wear my glasses in bed.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 04:24:29 PM »

A picture that will spark thousands of fan girls' strange fan fiction.
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 06:44:59 PM »

That's okay Harry, it happens to every man...sometimes.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 08:13:12 PM »



Draco: You know, Harry, when those teenage girls said, "Let us do whatever we want with you", this isn't what I expected.

Harry: Quit b***hing.  At least you didn't have to be the catcher.
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2009, 05:43:06 PM »

ok thats just wrong  poor arry Pothead!
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 04:21:33 AM »

Is that your wand, or are you just glad to see me?
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 01:38:33 PM »

The things Draco Malfoy had to do to get Hermione's number...
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 10:18:41 PM »


Are you sure this will get the fangirls more interested in us than the sparkly vampires from Twilight
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2009, 12:00:08 AM »

Who: Harry and Malfoy. If only because the actor who plays Malfoy came out as being bisexual.

Whoa?!?  Never heard that before...

I did read in an interview with him once that he said how his brother uses a fake picture of him and Radcliffe in bed together as his opening screen for his cell phone.

Ah, siblings.
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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 06:16:06 AM »


Are you sure this will get the fangirls more interested in us than the sparkly vampires from Twilight
Never underestimate the average teen fangirl's lust for gay sex.
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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 08:08:34 AM »

Both Harry and Draco felt violated after the threesome with Dumbledore.
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