BLASPHEMY! BILLY MAYS IS INNOCENT! THAT CRAP WAS PLANTED THERE BY THE CORONOR!
LIES! LIES! LIIIIIIIIIES!
On a related note, anyone else kinda creeped out/amused by the fact that his commercials still run, like, every two seconds on T.V.? And he always says something like "...and if you call in the next ten minutes..." or something, which makes it seems like he's still alive. Or taking orders for Hercules Hooks from up in heaven.
Yes, Billy Mays is in heaven.
Oxi-Cleanliness is next to godliness.