I like your Gary Busey bit. I think there should be a movement similar Chuck Norris facts, but pertaining to Gary Busey. They wouldn't be statements of toughness like with Chuck Norris. Instead they would always start off with:
"Gary Busey told me..." Then you can fill in whatever fantastic thing you want.
Come on, let's start a "Gary Busey told me" revolution.
I got the line from a Conan O'Brein "In the Year 2000" sketch. Apparently, Wikipedia will be fully discredited hen all entries start ending with the phrase-"At least, that's what Gary Busey told me". I loved the joke and though it would make a great signature.