Smelling Your Own Farts

[Ash]

When I rip a good one, I lean back and take a good whiff.
If I'm laying down on the couch and blow a giant fart, I use my hand to wave it towards me to get a nice sniff.

My farts smell awesome!   

How about you?
Do you like the smell of your own farts?

[The Burgomaster]

My farts are generally horrible.  When I was about 17 years old, one of my friends told me I had the stinkingest farts he ever met.  One time after eating Chinese food, I farted in the bedroom and my wife had to open the window and stick her head outside.  It was during a blizzard and it was quite funny to see her head out the window with all that snow coming down.

[hellbilly]

There was a time I went through a bad gastritis and farted some of the worst farts ever. Some people at work still recall the awful smell of my gastritis gas years later. My "normal" farts never really smell bad, but then again it depends on what kind of food I had.

And I don't smell my farts intentionally  

[Jack]

I take a good whiff, but that doesn't mean that I "love" the smell.  I guess I just find it...interesting?  I dunno, it's a primal urge sort of thing I guess.  Sometimes they're just regular fart smelling farts, while other times they're a really rich decomposed version of whatever I just ate.

[Mr. DS]

I can tolerate my own farts better than everyone elses farts.  Oddly I find I can predict from the type of fart how awful it is going to be.  I find the warm quiet ones will clear a room rather quickly. 

[Rev. Powell]

This topic stinks! 

[Ash]

This topic stinks! 

Yes, it does have a pungent aroma to it, doesn't it?

I was bored out of my mind last night sitting at my computer when I let a really nasty one loose. 
I thought I could raise a stink so I wrote this thread.   

Somebody open a window!

[Psycho Circus]

My farts smell like dead dogs dipped in toxic waste. I guess that's due to rotting my stomach pipes with all the tablets and hard liquor...

[The Burgomaster]

There was a time I went through a bad gastritis and farted some of the worst farts ever. Some people at work still recall the awful smell of my gastritis gas years later.

A few years ago I worked with a guy who would walk into your office or cubicle, let out a good fart, then walk away so that the next person who came in thought YOU did it.

[Ash]

True story...

Just the other day I was at the grocery store and decided to pick up a 12 pack of beer.
I went into the big walk-in cooler, stared at all the beer and immediately noticed a foul stench.  The inside of the cooler smelled like someone had just ripped a nasty fart.

There were a ton of 12 packs stacked up in the middle of the cooler.  A smokin' hot girl who worked there stood up and scared the heck out of me. (I didn't see her there at first)
She was sitting on the floor taking inventory or something because she had a clipboard in her hand.

This totally hot chick evidently had blasted ass gas in the beer cooler.
Not just any fart...this smelled like sewer gas.   

I grabbed a 12 pack of Michelob and got the f**k out of there!

[Mr. DS]

Oh I've learned to fear the female fart.  Its enough to peel pain off walls.

[Saucerman]

Oh I've learned to fear the female fart.  Its enough to peel pain off walls.

My ex dutch-ovened me once.  I still have nightmares. 

[Mr. DS]

Just out of curiosity are there certain foods that do it for all of you? 

[Saucerman]

Fried eggs (scrambled eggs don't), mayo, greasy fried foods...basically anything really greasy destroys me. 

[Javakoala]

I won't say I love the smell of mine, but I don't mind them half the time.

And anything with some fiber in it will whip up a nasty bit of home brew.

Along these lines, am I the only one who takes pride in stinking up a public bathroom so bad that when other guys walk in, they either groan or make a disgusted sound?  I feel like I have given them something to tell their buddies at their next beerfest: 

"Jeez, man, I walked into the bathroom at Barnes & Noble the other day and I swear to God someone must have eaten two miles of high-octane roadkill with the way it smelled in there."

"Barnes & Noble?  Yo, dude, you READ?"