Ha!! this was a sure stinker.. my friends and I caught it at the dollar theatre (where it debuted) when it opened.. I got about 2 mins into the movie before telling the guys "I'm getting a really bad 'Beastmaster 2' out of this... We ripped on this movie the whole way through, to the point there was one redneck yelling at us to shut up..
the best part though... once the travesty was over and we were leaving the theatre, my friend started coughing, then wheezing, shaking and shivering, he collapsed onto one of the benchs and started hyperventilating..., then after winding it up for about 30 seconds he cries out, "That.. movie.. SUUUUUCKKEEED!"
Half of the lobby just lost their minds.. there were even a couple of girls on the floor they were laughing so hard.. Good times..
