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sprite75
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« on: September 03, 2009, 12:29:16 AM »


Hercules: Whose brilliant idea was it to pose us like this?
Cacus: Gotta agree with you there.  This is just how I wanted to be immortalized.
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 09:41:00 AM »

Cacus is f**ked in the head.
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 11:27:19 AM »

Behold, a statue dedicated to the first "prison b!tch".
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 08:24:17 PM »

Whoooo, This is a good place for a stick up!
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 08:37:31 PM »

HERC: And for my 13th labor, I will pose with a man's head next to my naked crotch and not look gay!
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2009, 10:43:58 PM »

   Yes Herc the censors said we needed his head right there.
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2009, 10:48:11 PM »

"No, when I asked you to give me head, I didn't mean it quite so literally."
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2009, 11:02:36 PM »


Hercules: (thinking to himself) Oh, man...I have to go to the bathroom....Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

Cacus: Now Hercules, I know what you're thinking.  I want to take the pressure off.  Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'.  Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 04:52:07 AM »

Hercules didn't realize skull f***ing was supposed to be through the eye sockets.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2009, 04:35:03 PM »

"Herc, my jheri curl is tangled in your pubes..."
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 07:09:14 PM »

This is the ultimate in manliness. There's not a woman in sight.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2010, 10:08:49 AM »

Hercules: Your hair is so silky smooth this morning, Cacus.
Cacus: Like it?  I switched to Dove shampoo this morning.
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2010, 07:46:16 PM »

Herc:  I forgot my pants, so you're just going to have to stay there and cover for me. 

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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2010, 08:50:18 PM »

Cacus: hmmm, nice bottle.
Hercules: It's not a bottle, its a bat!
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2010, 12:41:59 AM »


The 13 Labors of Hercules
   1. Slay the Nemean Lion.
   2. Slay the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra.
   3. Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis.
   4. Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
   5. Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
   6. Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
   7. Capture the Cretan Bull.
   8. Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
   9. Obtain the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
  10. Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon.
  11. Steal the apples of the Hesperides.
  12. Capture and bring back Cerberus.
  13. Have a word with the dumbass who sculpted this.
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