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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2009, 07:41:53 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right

Lucas announces new "Jar-Jar Binks" TV series to debut this fall.
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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2009, 08:30:55 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM »
Quote from: schmendrik on September 05, 2009, 07:41:53 PM
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right

Lucas announces new "Jar-Jar Binks" TV series to debut this fall.

Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2009, 06:25:35 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2009, 06:29:12 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2009, 08:14:28 AM »
Quote from: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
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Hey, the Ewoks were alright* !
Am I the only person who thought they didn't suck ?



*Look, I'm not saying I want half an hour more of them, I'm just saying that they weren't that bad.
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2009, 08:33:02 AM »
Quote from: doggett on September 06, 2009, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
OH GOD NOOOOOO!  Buggedout

Hey, the Ewoks were alright* !
Am I the only person who thought they didn't suck ?



*Look, I'm not saying I want half an hour more of them, I'm just saying that they weren't that bad.

The concept might have been alright; no doubt at all that they must have 'worked' on paper.  But the end result - little people running around in poorly-fitting faux fur costumes for cute-sy comic relief - just *jarred* badly.   Perhaps the whole Ewok idea simply was not done justice.  They struck me as a heavy-handed (and half-hearted) attempt to 'soften' the movie and bring back some of the child-like fun the story line might have been lacking. I cheered and laughed as much as anyone else when the little guys took on the Imperial forces and won - but I winced a good deal too whenever their antics were just too corny, even for Star Wars. 
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2009, 02:14:41 PM »
Rumor has it that the Ewoks were all incinerated when the wreckage of the Death Star started falling out of orbit.  One can only hope.
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2009, 02:39:07 PM »
Quote from: doggett on September 06, 2009, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
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Hey, the Ewoks were alright* !
Am I the only person who thought they didn't suck ?



*Look, I'm not saying I want half an hour more of them, I'm just saying that they weren't that bad.

I agree in hindsight they were not all that bad considering what lay in the future for the franchise. I would gladly endure 10 Ewok movies before anything involving Jar Jar Binks and Midiclorians  Buggedout

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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2009, 08:38:10 PM »
The Ewoks were ridiculous.  A legion of Palpatine's best troops (according to him) were on that moon and were taken out by teddy bears with rocks and spears?  F-Lucas for that man. 

Back on topic though...

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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2009, 09:31:22 PM »
Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan announce collaboration
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« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2009, 01:29:57 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 06, 2009, 09:31:22 PM
Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan announce collaboration

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The worst one I could think of would be:

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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2009, 02:40:21 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on September 07, 2009, 01:29:57 AM
Quote from: AndyC on September 06, 2009, 09:31:22 PM
Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan announce collaboration

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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2009, 08:45:14 PM »
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