I know this site has been mentioned before...but we have new regulars !

[Psycho Circus]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Circus. Prepare to die!"

[RCMerchant]

"I love the smell of Circus in the morning." 

Yeee-eeeew! 

[WingedSerpent]

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my WingedSerpent. That's the price she has to pay.

You know, when you name yourself after a reptile, you expect jikes like this everyonce and a while.  I check my screen name several times, and a lot of them sounded dirty.

[Raffine]

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Raffine killed the beast."

[Paquita]

"There is a fart coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?"

Hehe fart.

[JJ80]

"Few men ever swapped more than one JJ80 with Sean Regan."

[Andrew]

"Andrew, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"I think before you die, you see Trevor's Underpants."

And, from the bad movies:

"I'm BoyScoutKevin? You're so BoyScoutKevin you should be milked before you come home at night."

"My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty; let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your hearts stand the shocking facts about Trekgeezers from outer space?"

"Damn it! Who opened the radioactive RCMerchant?"

"Ladies and Ash, reports from headquarters confirm that the horde of killer Paquitas is getting closer to town. High voltage has been turned on into a section of the railroad tracks and it is your car lights we hope will funnel the Paquitas onto them. There will be machinegun and rifle fire to both kill and divert these monsters. Do not panic."

"What's his or her name?"
"Darksider."
"You named your dog "Darksider?"
"See, I thought about 'Cat', but..."

"AndyC, what is best in life?"
"To crush InformationGeek's enemies, see them driven to the Circus, and to hear the lamentation of the Burgomaster."

"Fools! Our peter johnsons are always invincible. Adjust them to WingedSerpent!"

And with a hats off to the proofreaders:
"I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of Derfs...and they was naked...and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect Mofo Rising!"

[Javakoala]

"There is a fart coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?"

Hehe fart.

I knew there had to be ONE woman out there who laughed at fart humor.

[Doggett]

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Doggett' at will to old ladies."

[Psycho Circus]

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the Circus. Then when you get the Circus, then you get the women."

[Rev. Powell]

"Why don't you come up sometime and see Rev. Powell?"

[Javakoala]

Boredom produces this:

A boy's best friend is his frog wheel.

But why is the frog wheel gone?

You had me at 'frog wheel'.

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Frog Wheel Goes By'.

You've got frog wheel on you.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this frog wheel.

I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your frog wheel will be out of style!

I'm going to make him a frog wheel he can't refuse.

You can't handle the frog wheel!

[Rev. Powell]

Inspiring!

"Watch the bad movies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the bad movies!"

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my bad movies."

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my bad movies. That's the price she has to pay."

"Funny like I'm a bad movie? I amuse you?"

"Of all the bad movie joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"The power of Bad Movies compels you."

"This bad movies attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it."

[Paquita]

"fart" is funnier. "butt" is OK when fart gets old.

[voltron]

"Voltron, for lack of a better word, is good."