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« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2009, 09:38:10 PM »

JURASSIC PARK.  Yes, the original.  I felt like kicking to death everyone involved with the film, except Jeff Goldblum.  He just doesn't know any better.
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« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2009, 04:45:58 AM »

DUNE (yawn)

yeah, i've even tried to watch this as an 'adult'....no go

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« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2009, 04:53:38 AM »

metalstorm:  the destruction of jared syn  (3D no less)....there are no words

should review THAT one for this site.
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« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2009, 09:28:50 PM »

I would say THE FIRST WIVES' CLUB but I fell asleep about ten minutes into it and had myself a lovely nap.

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I used to regret seeing JAWS: THE REVENGE at the theater, but now I find it gives me a good amount of bragging rights around here.
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« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2009, 10:08:05 PM »

Twilight. I walked out when Edward went glittery in the sunlight.
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« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2009, 12:16:47 PM »

Twilight. I walked out when Edward went glittery in the sunlight.


EVERYBODY knows what happens to vampires in the sun:

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they certainly don't sparkle.
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« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2009, 12:21:23 PM »

JURASSIC PARK.  Yes, the original.  I felt like kicking to death everyone involved with the film, except Jeff Goldblum.  He just doesn't know any better.

I won't hold it against you. Bluesad
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« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2009, 09:39:21 AM »

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--ugh!! Too much CGI.It was predictable.I knew Shia's character was Indy's son and knew Indy and Karen were going to get married.I remember saying to someone years ago when I read they were going to make a 4th one,I said,"I bet his son is going to be in this one because they had his father in the 3rd one"and sure enough,it happened!! Then,to top it all off,there were aliens???!!! I prefer the first one and the 3rd one,but was bored watching the 4th one.And,now,there are talks of a 5th one?? Is Indy going to be using a walker in this one? These sequels are getting like the Lethal Weapon and Friday the 13th sequels-pointless,predictable and silly..I WANT MY MONEY BACK DAMMIT!!!! Hatred
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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2009, 12:00:58 PM »

I saw some stupid Scooby-Doo movie a few years ago when visiting family in Ohio. I could feel myself rotting inside.
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« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2009, 12:37:48 PM »

National Lampoon's Senoir Trip
The Waterboy
1492: Conquest of Paradise

Eyes Wide Shut
The Blair Witch Project
Man on the Moon

The first three I should have walked out on and demanded my money back (the comedies were awful and completely unfunny whle 1492 had its moments and sometimes looked great, it proved a bore for the most part)...the last three weren't as enjoyable as they should have been because a large portion of the rest of the audience hated them, some were actively heckling, and many were walking out interrupting one's viewing.
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« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2009, 03:25:21 PM »

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--ugh!! Too much CGI.It was predictable.I knew Shia's character was Indy's son and knew Indy and Karen were going to get married.I remember saying to someone years ago when I read they were going to make a 4th one,I said,"I bet his son is going to be in this one because they had his father in the 3rd one"and sure enough,it happened!! Then,to top it all off,there were aliens???!!! I prefer the first one and the 3rd one,but was bored watching the 4th one.And,now,there are talks of a 5th one?? Is Indy going to be using a walker in this one? These sequels are getting like the Lethal Weapon and Friday the 13th sequels-pointless,predictable and silly..I WANT MY MONEY BACK DAMMIT!!!! Hatred
Absolutely agree.. worst film I've seen in a LONG time.  I almost wanted to stick pins under my skin so I could concentrate on a lesser kind of pain.
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« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2009, 10:05:21 PM »

Clifford (1993) - Martin Short as a bratty 10-12 year-old.

What the hell was I thinking?

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« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2009, 09:46:25 AM »

Chariots of Fire. Quite possibly the biggest waste of time I've ever encountered, , and that's coming from a State Worker.
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« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2009, 11:59:20 AM »

Batman And Robin, Hollow Man, Final Fantasy Spirits Within, (1999) House On Haunted Hill, (1999) The Haunting, American Werewolf In Paris, Transformers 1 & 2, X-Men & Blade Trilogy.  Thumbdown
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« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2009, 12:06:56 PM »

JURASSIC PARK.  Yes, the original.  I felt like kicking to death everyone involved with the film, except Jeff Goldblum.  He just doesn't know any better.

 Bluesad

Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movie-going experiences ever!  Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

My biggest regrets in the theater have been New York Minute and The Cat and the Hat.  These were tech-screenings at the theater I was an usher at and I know I got paid for New York Minute, but I would pay to erase the memory of both.
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