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El Misfit
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« on: September 27, 2009, 09:01:38 AM »
okay, what did you learn from TV. I learned that fish DOES HAVE EARS- Dirty Jobs
Cod is like the fish pigs, they'll eat anything, including other cod- Dirty Jobs
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yeah no.
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 09:08:02 AM »
The truth is out there...but it may be very confusing to understand and, in the end, you may not even care.
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 05:14:41 PM »
Just because you're the last man alive, it doesn't mean that you can't have a good time.

 Cheers
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 07:47:10 PM »
Wal-mart doesn't sell walls. From Shin Chan

Aged beef is available on eBay. From Shin Chan

Coconuts, copper and salt water can recharge batteries. From Gilligan's Island
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 03:47:31 AM »
Big Brother is always watching...

....watching Big Brother, eh....when I can TiVo it.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 09:10:41 AM »
An Apache could beat a Gladiator
A Spartan could beat a Ninja
A pirate could beat a knight
A shoalin monk could beat a Mauroi warrior
William Wallace would beat Shaka Zulu
A Samurai would beat a Viking
The IRA wins against the Taliban
and the Mafia beats the Yakuza
(I love Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior)

Also, if your having problems in life-DON'T GO ON AMERICAN GLADIATORS! (well, the new version is cancelled-but if they bring it back...) Seriously though.  Me and my friend noticed a couple of contestants who had sob stoires were the one who ened up getting injured.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 09:59:54 AM »
Ninjas wear bright and unusual colors (Naruto)

In the future when there is war against furry animals using mechsuits, women will wear tight shorts and bikinis as their military garb. (Gurren Lagann)

Being shot down by hundreds of bullets doesn't mean you will be killed. (Code Geass)

You can make anything out of sand. (Spongebob Squarepants)

There will always be people dorkier than you. (The Big Bang Theory)

There is nothing a roundhouse kick can't solve.  (Walker, Texas Ranger)

Innocent people always run. (Any crime drama)
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 06:14:52 PM »
You can be as abrasive, unruly, obnoxious and unprofessional as you want, as long as you're really good at your job.

Photo enhancement software can create fine detail out of a few blown-up pixels.

Police departments spend a lot of money on custom software that uses elaborate GUIs, animations and sound effects for the most mundane everyday tasks.
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 08:44:16 PM »
Absolutley anything can be solved by reversing the polarity flow. TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 10:07:47 PM »
Quote from: doggett on October 02, 2009, 08:44:16 PM
Absolutley anything can be solved by reversing the polarity flow. TeddyR



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The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2009, 05:57:16 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on October 02, 2009, 06:14:52 PM
Photo enhancement software can create fine detail out of a few blown-up pixels.

That has always p*ssed me off.  Hatred It's so fake!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2009, 10:08:38 AM »
Quote from: SPazzo_1493 on October 05, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: AndyC on October 02, 2009, 06:14:52 PM
Photo enhancement software can create fine detail out of a few blown-up pixels.

That has always p*ssed me off.  Hatred It's so fake!!!!!

I blame Blade Runner
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2009, 12:04:10 PM »
When you don't know the answer to a question to something, calling your friend is always an option. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2009, 04:05:47 PM »


There's semen on EVERYTHING!


Thanks, CSI.
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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2009, 04:18:49 PM »
yes this entire world is covered in a fine layer of semen and cocaine
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